White House Sex, "My Way"

White House Sex, "My Way" White House Sex, "My Way"

Status: Finished

Genre: Poetry


Status: Finished

Genre: Poetry


taken from my book, "This Never Happened Before"


taken from my book, "This Never Happened Before"


Submitted: December 30, 2013

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Submitted: December 30, 2013



White House Sex, "My Way"


Sarah Palin

Started Hella wailing

Under the covers

__such a passionate heat

Though, cold up there

In Alaska, where even the dogs are freezin'

I aimed my cock

Right up into her snatch

As it clenched onto my cack

I pushed it in

__and back out

____in such an up-and-down

______kind of motion

Eventually my penis extension medz kicked in

And I was reaching her head

No other way can explain

How the tip of my dick

Was poking into her thoughts


__at this point

____she was my surgical operation

And my hard-on was the knife


____to do the procedure

Of fucking her senseless

She should of won thee election for Vice President

Then I could be the First Man

When something happens to McCain

But he was a cracker

And it was time for a brotha'

__to enter Thee Ovil Office

My sperm was swimming in her thinker

And I took her life

__just to keep her

I wanted her for my own

My own dead little failure

To pork and fork

Eat her brains

And suck thee expired milk

__out of her titties

Love will always be all the way like this

I don't dread the moment she decays

'Cause that's just the beginning

Of something better

Somebody else

To bounce up and down

On my pole

Somebody else

To forever make moan

__so I can suffocate her to death

Holding her own pillow

__over her face

Until I can no longer feel warmth on her flesh

And I can do what I like best

Drilling a hole in her head

Just to fuck her thoughts out

One by one

__until I cum

Somebody like Monica Lewinsky

How I'd love to ski in between her legs

Then drop an anvil on her

And lick the red juices

That flow out of her cracked skull

That drove me to get a drill

And an extension cord

I could feel the threaded brains

With the walls of my woody

But I wasn't a screw

Yet, I was screwin' her noggin

Like there was no tomorrow


There is none

__for her

____at least

I've unleashed the beast

And in a world of lustful evil

I am ecstatic


And just plain "in love

__with what I want"

How I want it

And thee ability

__to get away with it

I got a thing for ladies' minds

__I know

____but what's even more

______of a turn-on

Is that "they never survive to stop me"


So glad to be me

__and in control

I never wanna have my dick grow

__too old to get up

'Cause this is too much fun



D. L. Cannon

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