The Current Circumstances
Poem by: DLCannon
The Current Circumstances
The Current Circumstances
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If you were mine as well as his
You'd be be cheating on me with him
So I'm glad I don't have to eat your hole
My small dick couldn't make you moan
You'd be a waste of sperm
It would just never work
And so as the pay period ends
I managed to not spend a dime on you
'Cause you and me have nothing to do
So I am leaving you behind in the dust
Climbing up to see the setting of the sun
With no one else other than my chickens
That used to look like ducks
But have never said "quack" their entire lives
Because they've always been chickens inside
Just clucking and clucking
As loud as they can
It's chicken time like that
You, on the other hand
Have got a man
Which is a fact I can't stand
But is just the way things are
It's making me so sick I could barf
If I ate enough
Which I don't
But there you go
Leaving me alone
But at least, you're not a ho
I just hope you choke on some popcorn
__at the theater with your man
And somebody single moves into your apartment
So that I'd actually stand a chance
With anybody new
However
My desperate attempts to change
The current circumstances
Never seems to work out
I'm just bound
To fall out of love with you now
And forever be out of your life
Have a nice forever
With somebody else
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04-01-'17 #3
D. L. Cannon
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