No More Brains On MY Dick

No More Brains On MY Dick

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Last time I stuck my dick in a brain

__it got stuck there

____and I couldn't get it out

Now I keep it in my pants

There's nobody to screw these days anyways

It's so hard to to put a chick on my dick

Now that I have nobody anymore

The days go by very quickly though

For some odd reason

I don't understand "how"

How can being alone

__take up so much of my time?

I must live too many lives

But oh well

I could care less for having a busy schedule

I actually like it

It makes my day

I don't care if I don't get laid

Thee excitement of something to do

__is like drinking coffee

I don't really get bothered with blues

My head spins around

And my heart palpitates like an appetizer

Because the fun just gets better and better

I have so much money

Money

__makes me happy

I don't know why it has such a bad reputation

My bank account is great

I don't have to spend it on anybody

I have no one to please but me

And me

__and me

____and me

God, I love being single

Even without a brain on my pickle

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06-15-'14

D. L. Cannon