Why Karen's Are Karen's

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Why Karen's act the way they do.

They feel privileged and look down on you.

They are bossy and rude.

But mostly act the fool.

I think I know why they are this way.

"Hey Karen, when was the last time you got laid?"

"When was the last time you had a cock in your mouth?"

"Maybe when you visited your cousin in the south?"

"When was the last time a dick entered your vagina?"

"Did anyone ever pour on your tits some Aunt Jermima?"

"When was the last time you were naked, sweaty and hot for lust?"

"Did you ever have sex in a field and kicked up some dust?"

"When was the last time you swallowed cum?"

"While a guy ate you out under the blazing sun."

"Have you ever tried it with a girl?"

"Kissing, sucking, on her clit your tongue twirls?"

A Karen becomes all dried up.

When she doesn't get fucked nearly enough.

"So ladies, take my advice."

"Don't be a Karen, it's not nice."

"Make sure you have plenty of hot dirty sweaty orgasmic sex."

"Or you will become extinct like a T-Rex."

Submitted: July 11, 2020

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I love you for this and now you gained yourself a fucking fan

Sat, July 11th, 2020 5:45am


Thanks for reading. I was watching some "Karens" on You Tube and the way they were acting, I just felt they haven't had sex in a long time. That's why they are like that.

Sat, July 11th, 2020 2:02am

Kitty Hall

I love this!
I'm from the UK and had never heard of a Karen until a couple of weeks ago. I saw a video on Facebook of one freaking out. Now I know why they are the way they are. Great poem lol. :)

Sat, July 11th, 2020 11:37am


Thanks for reading.

Sat, July 11th, 2020 5:46am

Amy F. Turner

DW, this right here hits the nail on the head! I mean I've never met a Karen that wasn't uptight. And in the end, I discovered just as you did the point of tension was a sexless life and envy of anyone who had one! LOL, good stuff!

Sat, July 11th, 2020 12:44pm


Glad you liked it. If you see a Karen acting up in a market, just go to the produce section and get them a banana or cucumber.

Sat, July 11th, 2020 5:48am


I have never heard of a “Karen” before, but sure know a lot of people that I’m sure this could apply to... Is it a “Thing” with people who have this name?

Sat, July 11th, 2020 6:18pm


It's a name given to women who think they are privileged, entitled because of who they think they are. Check out You Tube or Facebook and see Karen's in action. Thanks for reading.

Sat, July 11th, 2020 12:18pm


Great poem DW.
Isn't "DICK" really RICHARD in real life.
This has been my experience.
Now here's a curve ball Dick/Richard.
How would all the "Dicks" behave if everyone called them "Richard"
Maybe you are an exception
Maybe it's just an Aussie "thing"
Please say something lol!!

Wed, July 15th, 2020 6:42am


I'm sure there are Richards who can be called "Dicks". Thanks for reading.

Wed, July 15th, 2020 3:38am


I know this is my second comment.
I have just got off twitter.
There is a whole "trending" on Karen's
You are dead right.
Great Pickup.
Spot -On Poem DW

Sat, July 18th, 2020 5:28am


Thanks for reading.

Sat, July 18th, 2020 1:57am

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