What To Give My Hand On Valentine's Day

It's Valentine's Day and I have no one to love.

Except my hand who gives my dick many rubs.

So, what do I give my hand on this day?

A glove, hand lotion, a ring, if I may.

Keep rubbing and stroking, you never say no.

I shoot my load in the bathroom sink, there it goes.

I need to find a gift for my hand.

Maybe next Valentine's Day, a woman I will land.

And give a rest to my hand.