What To Give My Hand On Valentine's Day

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksiesilk Classic Group

It's Valentine's Day and I have no one to love.

Except my hand who gives my dick many rubs.

So, what do I give my hand on this day?

A glove, hand lotion, a ring, if I may.

Keep rubbing and stroking, you never say no.

I shoot my load in the bathroom sink, there it goes.

I need to find a gift for my hand.

Maybe next Valentine's Day, a woman I will land.

And give a rest to my hand.

Submitted: February 14, 2021

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haha!!! It's valentines day every day for heartfelt masturbating Dick.

Nice Concept.

Mon, February 15th, 2021 1:21am


Thanks for reading.

Sun, February 14th, 2021 6:08pm

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