Signs When The Relationship Is Over

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Other  |  House: Booksiesilk Classic Group


1) When you are having sex and it feels like it is a second job. "Do I get a lunch break?"

2) When you are fucking your partner and your mind drifts off to what you need to buy at the store. "Butter, cat litter, dish detergent, etc, etc...."

3) When your on your back and your being fucked, you look at the ceiling and think of what color you want to paint it.

4) Your being fucked doggie style and your counting the little roses or other patterns on the pillow case.

5) Your partner keeps sending you texts and you don't respond. Later you say you were in another room and couldn't hear the phone. Or you left your phone at home while you walked your pet turtle.

6) You are driving a car and your partner is babbling about some useless nonsense. You think to yourself, "If I drive this car into a telephone pole, could I kill them, but I survive?"

7) Your just doing it for the sex because there is nothing else to do on a Tuesday night.

8) Your partner is talking about the future and your thinking how great your past was before you met them.

9) You are both sitting on the couch and either one of you farts and you don't think it's funny.

10) You tell your partner that your going to the gas station to put gas in the car. Thing is, you live in New Jersey and the gas station your going to is in Idaho.


Submitted: November 13, 2020

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VanillaEssence

Dick remember that great hit song of yesteryear..."There must be fifty ways to leave your lover"....
It's uncanny how most partners in a long term relationship,I Think anyway,are in lockstep with what you have just said.

My forty something female podiatrist said to me last time I was there.Quote I don't believe any of us are meant to be monogamist.Unquote.
Believe me Dick we were not having a "pick up" conversation.We talk smalltalk for the 20 minutes or so and we cover a number of topics.

Sat, November 14th, 2020 2:11am

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