How can you tell the difference between a girlfriend and a wife.
A girlfriend will give you blow jobs, maybe even let you cum in her mouth.
But a wife...once she gets that ring on her finger....the days of sucking your cock are over.
Maybe on your birthday or Christmas she might suck you off. But if you cum in her mouth...you will never hear the end of it.
It could be 10 years later and she will still bitch about you cumming in her mouth.
Same with guys. When you have a girlfriend, you will eat out her pussy day and night.
But when marriage sets in and she has had a couple of kids....your like...."I'm not putting my mouth on that!"
On New Years and the ball drops in Times Square in New York City....well when a guy gets to a certain age, if he wants to see balls dropping, he just needs to pull down his pants and look In between his legs.
After you've been married for a long time, you can tell when your wife wants to please herself is when you go to the fridge and open the vegetable bin and find a whole bunch of cucumbers.
Submitted: December 24, 2020
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Back in the 50's Dick a hugely popular stage play called "guys and dolls" had some songs in it and the theme was that Quote..Wives should always be lovers too...Dont send him off with your hair still in curlers as you may not see him again....run too his arms when he comes home to you...day on day there are girls at the office...Unquote...
Mon, December 28th, 2020 4:27amNOTHING CHANGES....
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Yes its true. But guys also should try and keep looking good for their ladies. There are men where they work. Guys and Dolls is a great musical. So is Damn Yankees with the song "What Lola Wants, Lola Gets." Thanks for reading.
Mon, December 28th, 2020 3:14am