If I Had A 60's TV Sitcom Wife. Poem #3

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Sci-Fi and Fantasy Erotica  |  House: Booksiesilk Classic Group

Laura Petrie was married to a Dick...Van Dyke that is.

Running around in her tight black Capri slacks.

Pink sweater with her firm breasts sticking out.

Hip hugging COCKtail dresses.

Dancers legs for all to see.

Yea, she dressed the part.

Middle class New Rochelle housewife.

Bored out of her mind.

Wanting to be given a good hard fuck.

Wanting to have her pussy eaten out.

Very few guys went down on their woman back in the 60's.

If I could go back in time.

Laura Petrie would find my lips and tongue.

On her succulent snatch.

Then fuck her with my hard dick.

In many positions.

Not just missionary.

As she grabbed the head board.

Or ran her fingernails across my back.

She wouldn't be crying out,

"Oh Rob?!"

She would be crying out,

"Oh God!!"

Submitted: May 23, 2020

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Amy F. Turner

Funny you mention her pants. That was something I really liked about her. She was one of the first to wear pants on a show like that. Usually women wore dresses or skirts but never pants. I always thought that was cool and that she was well ahead of her time in that regard as we would see in the shows that followed.

Sun, May 24th, 2020 3:20am


Yes. She had her shit together. She was the beginning of when women began taking charge of their lives.

Sat, May 23rd, 2020 8:51pm


My DICK would be hard as a rock if I ever got to do that to Laura

Sun, May 24th, 2020 7:05am


She had that way with men.

Sun, May 24th, 2020 4:02am


I'm gonna have to look her up, but how is it that women in the 60's never got oral? I thought the 60's were all about free love.

I like you poem!

Mon, May 25th, 2020 3:02am


In the early 60's probably not alot. But later in the decade with hippies and more sexual opportunities, more guys went down on women. Thanks for reading.

Mon, May 25th, 2020 4:11am

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