Everything South Of The Border Still Works

I'm in my 50's

Which some might feel isn't nifty

But I'm healthy and active

And somewhat attractive

I still get it on, but a bit slower

But I know how to make women orgasm as they suck my boner

My dick still works without any pills

So I save on pharmaceutical bills

I love to kiss and fondle, suck and spank

Eat out a pussy, as long as she isn't a skank.

Everything south of the border still works on me

As long there are women who still want to be pleased

My hard dick in her wet snatch

At my age I'm still a great catch