Avoid The Trap

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksiesilk Classic Group


Hey boys and girls

Girls and girls

Boys and boys

There is a thing called marriage that you must avoid

Your locked in

It's a legal matter

Yeah...yeah...you say you love each other

And want to spend the rest of your lives together

But really.....

Think about it before you slip those rings on your fingers

As the years go by, they get tighter and tighter

You can't get them off cause your fingers got fat

Who wants fat fingers

Stay single

Live together

If it doesn't work out

Go your separate ways

Marriage is a life sentence

Who wants that


Submitted: December 29, 2020

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Storywriterx

Love is blind,
time is unkind.
It's a sin,
that fools rush in.
Little do they know,
how it's going to go.

Wed, December 30th, 2020 2:52am

VanillaEssence

I got my wedding ring cut off at a jewellers shop.
Madame took her engagement and wedding rings off for many years and believe it or not left them on the windowsill in the kitchen.
Marriage is for soulmates.Usually the ones who date through high school.
Failed marriages are everywhere.
Some folks divorce others just make changes to their life,His and Hers stuff
I recently watched a doco including actual footage from marriage guidance sessions.
It is scary the phenominal unhappiness in many relationships..

Tue, January 5th, 2021 4:05am

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Yes. I know one couple who have slept in separate bedrooms for 20yrs. They are more like roommates than a married couple. I say just live together. I've lived with 4 different women. Saving on 4 alimony payments. :)

Tue, January 5th, 2021 12:09am

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