The gravy train stops here.

The gravy train stops here. The gravy train stops here.

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Genre: Horror

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Genre: Horror

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Colin Hodges, Who discovered a way of eating dead bodies.

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Colin Hodges, Who discovered a way of eating dead bodies.

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Submitted: August 02, 2016

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I once knew a man called Colin Hodges,
Who discovered a way of eating dead bodies.
He concocted a delicious thick red sauce that
was compatible with human blood of course.

He tried it out on his aunty Fay who had died
earlier that day. He cut her up into long thin
strips, a bit like misshaped fatty potato chips.
Frying them up in a big black pan, he saved her
blood in a watering can.

In his fridge he stored her thin red lips
along with her massive suckable tits.
On the bottom shelf he put her fingers and toes,
and in the icebox he kept her eyes and nose.

He baked a pie of gravy and fat and in the
middle he stuffed her twat.  That night he
sat down to a tasty Fay and chips, finished
of with bum pudding, and chocolate finger dips.

For his supper he mixed her nose and eyes
and went to bed on a Fay surprise. In the
night he had a terrible tummy ach, the
doctor concluded it was down to something
he ate.

The nurse in the hospital liked him a lot,
and while he slept she played with his cock.
In his dream he was visited by the ghost
of Fay who told him she would make him pay.

When he got home the next day he threw
the rest of Fay’s body away, just saving
one of her tits that he had for breakfast
with fried sausage, egg and chips.

Colin ate three more dead bodies, in
fact it was becoming a bit of a hobby.
One night however, when he sat down
to eat a young woman called Clair.

He began to choke on her pubic hair.
They found his body lying with his cat,
who was gouging itself on some leftover
fanny fat. So that was the end of
Colin Hodges who choked to death
on a dead body.

 

It just goes to show you should always prepare your food properly.

 


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