Fucking Scammers!

Fucking Scammers! Fucking Scammers!

Status: Finished

Genre: Poetry

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Status: Finished

Genre: Poetry

Summary

I was nearly the victim of a scammer and his wife, not nice people, but they came unstuck, I am very pleased to say.

Summary

I was nearly the victim of a scammer and his wife, not nice people, but they came unstuck, I am very pleased to say.

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Submitted: January 18, 2016

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Submitted: January 18, 2016

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I may be old and grey and thin on top and only have a tiny cock,
and occasionally I do wear odd coloured socks, and it has been
know from time to time, for me to smell of stale urine and parsley wine,
but I don’t really have the time for you to lecture me.

I’m soon to become a wealth man with my own goldmine in Kyrgyzstan
now I’ve sent off my last to ten grand to Stan the man, and his wife Fran.
My one-way ticket will soon be here and then its goodbye, farewell my
dear. I will soon be leaving this scepter'd isle with a cheery wave and
uncertain smile. Off to build my castle grand, rising up from the Bedouin
sands, in a distant ancient, far-off land.

My one-way ticket did not arrived and it came as no surprise.
The police arrested Stan the man and his wife Fran, it’s all to do
with a goldmine scam, but happily they returned my ten grand.

With my future plans in disarray I have now decided to stay.
There will be no more get rich schemes coupled with mad
ambitious dreams. Back too normal now for me, with my
feet up watching good old British TV.

Saturday afternoon my mates and me will be inside the grounds
of Fulham F. C. And with the final kick of the ball and the score
line standing at double fuck all we will move on to the snooker hall,
and after a few games and our pie and chips we will go on to the
nightclub and watch the young girls strip.

At the end of the night and the beer and the laughs,
I will return back alone too my gaff. With my black tomcat,
purring gently on my lap, I will lookout across the bay and shout
with joy what a wonderful , magical, marvellous day,
and to think I nearly  threw all that away.


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