Jokey Sayings

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksiesilk Classic Group

Some jokes that are more jokey sayings. Poetry and humour. About money, winners and losers and sour grapes. Also, the wife you chose, irritable bowel and looking back on it all.

Table of Contents

Irritable

I have got irritable bowel And will have a bath Pass me a fresh towel And please don’t laugh! ... Read Chapter

Million

If you had a million pounds You’d be as rich as Victor Lowndes. ... Read Chapter

Widow

If a wealthy widow left you 10 million pounds You’d be as rich as Hugh Heffner was.   Ever in His Heyd... Read Chapter

Loser

Nobody likes a loser I wish you’d die sooner! ... Read Chapter

Baker

A bit too little Or a bit too much My husbands a baker What’s with you? ... Read Chapter

Why

If nobody likes a loser, Then, at least be a trier and a doer. ... Read Chapter

I Don’t Know

If nobody likes a loser, Then, Why do I have one For a husband of mine.   Even if we exchanged our vowels to sta... Read Chapter

Retiree

An academic who advises the government retires and tells his friend, “Sometimes I think my whole life has been a very bad porn film.... Read Chapter