Table of Contents
I have got irritable bowel
And will have a bath
Pass me a fresh towel
And please don’t laugh!
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If you had a million pounds
You’d be as rich as Victor Lowndes.
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If a wealthy widow left you
10 million pounds
You’d be as rich as
Hugh Heffner was.
Ever in
His
Heyd... Read Chapter
Nobody likes a loser
I wish you’d die sooner!
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A bit too little
Or a bit too much
My husbands a baker
What’s with you?
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If nobody likes a loser,
Then, at least be a trier and a doer.
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If nobody likes a loser,
Then,
Why do I have one
For a husband of mine.
Even if we exchanged our vowels to sta... Read Chapter
An academic who advises the government retires and tells his friend, “Sometimes I think my whole life has
been a very bad porn film.â... Read Chapter
