Have you ever had a heartbeat for ice-cream? No? Well, you can't just jump right into ice-cream; you got to get that shit ready man. You got to play with the ice-cream, talk to the ice-cream, make friends with the ice-cream and take your motherfucking time with the ice-cream. Most important, you got to lick and swallow all that cream right off that ice-cream. I dedicate this story to a special friend of mine and everybody out there who has a need or heartbeat for ice-cream.

Wife and Best Friend Caught Together

by Storywriterx

Short Story / Humor

November 12, 2018

90 days reads: 6

Comments: 5

Shelves: 3

The House

Summary

Catching his wife and best friend together in bed.

Dara on a Car - The Blue Pill Chronicles

by Brenda Borg

Short Story / Humor

October 17, 2012

90 days reads: 3

Comments: 2

Shelves: 1

The House

Summary

A cold Irish beach, a Mini and a voyeur collide as Brenda Borg must shag brilliant, towering comedian Dara O Briain on a car bonnet. Not for pleasure though. She's under orders to do it - her feckless husband will die otherwise. Imagine!

The Betty And Veronica Adventures

by breakfast@Lola's

Short Story / Humor

November 05, 2018

90 days reads: 3

Comments: 2

Shelves: 3

The House

Summary

Betty and Archie visit Veronica lodges home thinking they are in for an afternoon of fun in the pool, but instead Veronica has something else planned for them. Her original plans got scratched since her father asked her to throw out some of the old junk in her bedroom.

Mummy's Revenge

by Peter Rancer

Short Story / Humor

September 14, 2017

90 days reads: 2

Shelves: 2

The House

Summary

The second episode in a series of short stories about a young lesbian, her partner and the ghost of her wickedly sadistic mother. As usual, Daddy comes in for some rough treatment. Well, he never should have killed her in that car crash ...

Champion of Crab Mountain (The Unlikeliest Skier)

by wellokiguess

Short Story / Erotica

January 24, 2019

90 days reads: 2

Shelves: 1

The House

Summary

Billy was a great skier, and he was going for the 'big enchilda'.

Dog Days

by Robert Levin

Short Story / Humor

May 25, 2008

90 days reads: 2

Shelves: 1

The House

Summary

No one was liking me very much anymore.

Sarah on Floor Ten - The Blue Pill Chronicles

by Brenda Borg

Short Story / Humor

October 17, 2012

90 days reads: 1

Comments: 1

Shelves: 1

The House

Summary

A one-toothed scumbag, a posh hotel room and an interrupted evening collide as Brenda Borg must have sex with peerless Geordie laughter lady Sarah Millican. Not for pleasure though. She's under orders to do it - her feckless husband will die otherwise. Imagine!

War Of The Turdbots

by Joseph Small

Short Story / Humor

September 27, 2012

90 days reads: 1

Shelves: 1

The House

Summary

re-animated fecal based robots have taken over the galaxy of Funkoo,forcing every CooCoo,Cumbus,Clausin to band together,and fight them off.Does Lady Tuna's bowel movement hold the key to stopping them? Read it and find out.

Unforgettable blowjob

by bigwolf

Short Story / Humor

September 10, 2014

90 days reads: 1

Shelves: 1

The House

Summary

ouch...

Megan and McEvel Medieval

by SCS21449

Short Story / Humor

March 08, 2016

90 days reads: 1

Comments: 2

Shelves: 1

The House

SHOW your Big Asset's

by ROBINREADHER

Short Story / Humor

November 11, 2016

90 days reads: 1

Shelves: 1

The House

Summary

Are we living in a world alway's wanting more. Are we moving on thinking we have the better life.She knew his mountain like the back of her big rock's on her hand.Deep inside her body sizzled.She's big and pregnant he stopped her from attacking.Why do women love those big fuller lip's he had an instant vision bigger the better she was on the move she had to stretch to reach him.Along came a huge spider who on earth would want to see that. Eyes enormous at her like strengthening her barrier's flying like a bat.He's been starving and addicted after seeing her big show fist bite.New spicy cologne made a big hit.But what happen to his lip's through the magnifying glass he looked like he had Hollywood went bad surgeon.Lip's got hot and big this year. Lip texting plunging into her over and over.Taking amazing photograph's in national lips geographical.

Backdoor Fornicator

by Grigor McGregor

Short Story / Humor

July 10, 2017

90 days reads: 1

Shelves: 1

The House

Summary

A wife receiving backdoor sex, is attacked by her unexpectedly-arriving husband who knocks her about and then angrily punches her. The fornicator considers that's extreme punishment and flattens the husband. The fornicator returns home after 28 days in jail a hero for dealing with a wife-basher and other women line up to try him out.

Women and jeans

by Dayze

Short Story / Humor

December 22, 2017

90 days reads: 1

Comments: 3

Shelves: 1

The House

Summary

Coming to terms with something that has ended.

Ducks in Heaven

by Storywriterx

Short Story / Humor

November 03, 2018

90 days reads: 1

Comments: 6

Shelves: 3

The House

Summary

Punishment for stepping on a duck in heaven.

The Broken Condom Story

by fatfred

Short Story / Humor

October 02, 2009

90 days reads: 1

Comments: 1

Shelves: 1

The House

Summary

This is a tale of a random night out I had in Glasgow where, unfortunately, I succumbed to one of human's greatest vices; alcohol. Some people call it a sin, I call it an opportunity. This is the broken condom story.

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