Have you ever had a heartbeat for ice-cream? No? Well, you can't just jump right into ice-cream; you got to get that shit ready man. You got to play with the ice-cream, talk to the ice-cream, make friends with the ice-cream and take your motherfucking time with the ice-cream. Most important, you got to lick and swallow all that cream right off that ice-cream. I dedicate this story to a special friend of mine and everybody out there who has a need or heartbeat for ice-cream.

I Lamborghini

by Pinocchio's wish

Short Story / Humor

March 21, 2018

90 days reads: 57

Comments: 2

Shelves: 2

The House

Summary

Who needs spelling and punctuation if those rules don't apply to the open road, see the world through the eyes of the Golden bull and feel free to share your thoughts.

3 Heads Are Better Than 1

by Nite Owl

Short Story / Erotica

April 24, 2018

90 days reads: 8

Comments: 10

Shelves: 6

The House

Women and jeans

by Dayze

Short Story / Humor

December 22, 2017

90 days reads: 5

Comments: 3

Shelves: 1

The House

Summary

Coming to terms with something that has ended.

The I.T Girl

by R. Manley

Short Story / Humor

December 21, 2016

90 days reads: 4

Comments: 1

Shelves: 1

The House

Backdoor Fornicator

by Grigor McGregor

Short Story / Humor

July 10, 2017

90 days reads: 3

Shelves: 1

The House

Summary

A wife receiving backdoor sex, is attacked by her unexpectedly-arriving husband who knocks her about and then angrily punches her. The fornicator considers that's extreme punishment and flattens the husband. The fornicator returns home after 28 days in jail a hero for dealing with a wife-basher and other women line up to try him out.

The Broken Condom Story

by fatfred

Short Story / Humor

October 02, 2009

90 days reads: 3

Comments: 1

Shelves: 1

The House

Summary

This is a tale of a random night out I had in Glasgow where, unfortunately, I succumbed to one of human's greatest vices; alcohol. Some people call it a sin, I call it an opportunity. This is the broken condom story.

Mummy's Revenge

by Peter Rancer

Short Story / Humor

September 14, 2017

90 days reads: 2

Shelves: 2

The House

Summary

The second episode in a series of short stories about a young lesbian, her partner and the ghost of her wickedly sadistic mother. As usual, Daddy comes in for some rough treatment. Well, he never should have killed her in that car crash ...

My Piss Poor Date

by MikeGoldberg

Short Story / Humor

November 13, 2012

90 days reads: 1

Shelves: 1

The House

Summary

When I meet the girl of my dreams, she turns out to be a little more than I bargained for in the bedroom. Our first date is a real pisser.

Nine Hours to Fry - The Blue Pill Chronicles

by Brenda Borg

Short Story / Humor

October 16, 2012

90 days reads: 1

Comments: 4

Shelves: 1

The House

Summary

Overgrown lady parts, a bad bra and outright fear collide as Brenda Borg races to have sex with all-round genius Stephen Fry. Not for pleasure though. She's under orders to do it - her feckless husband will die otherwise. Imagine!

Passage To Beebaria

by Joseph Small

Short Story / Humor

September 26, 2012

90 days reads: 1

Shelves: 1

The House

Summary

Lady Tuna & Chaknee are exiled on the Bee Bee moon of Beebaria to face murder charges of thousands of Bee Bees. Meanwhile, Sammymede is forced to work in a lab that may create a new threat to the galaxy of Funkoo.

Tuesday Knight (an epic nightmare)

by Rekeaux Nyte

Short Story / Humor

November 15, 2015

90 days reads: 1

Shelves: 1

The House

Summary

A casual chance encounter turns into the proverbial date from hell.

SHOW your Big Asset's

by ROBINREADHER

Short Story / Humor

November 11, 2016

90 days reads: 1

Shelves: 1

The House

Summary

Are we living in a world alway's wanting more. Are we moving on thinking we have the better life.She knew his mountain like the back of her big rock's on her hand.Deep inside her body sizzled.She's big and pregnant he stopped her from attacking.Why do women love those big fuller lip's he had an instant vision bigger the better she was on the move she had to stretch to reach him.Along came a huge spider who on earth would want to see that. Eyes enormous at her like strengthening her barrier's flying like a bat.He's been starving and addicted after seeing her big show fist bite.New spicy cologne made a big hit.But what happen to his lip's through the magnifying glass he looked like he had Hollywood went bad surgeon.Lip's got hot and big this year. Lip texting plunging into her over and over.Taking amazing photograph's in national lips geographical.

«
Page 1 of 1
»

Read Popular Humor Short Story in 90 days

Most Popular by Genres

Most Popular by Types

Read Popular Humor Short Story in 90 days

Most Popular by Genres

Most Popular by Types

Log in

Sign Up