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Have you ever had a heartbeat for ice-cream? No? Well, you can't just jump right into ice-cream; you got to get that shit ready man. You got to play with the ice-cream, talk to the ice-cream, make friends with the ice-cream and take your motherfucking time with the ice-cream. Most important, you got to lick and swallow all that cream right off that ice-cream. I dedicate this story to a special friend of mine and everybody out there who has a need or heartbeat for ice-cream.

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