This is the next in line in my LOSER series. According to my dictionary a DORK is a loser. There are a few on this site who give me the shivering shits. lol!!!

Lawnmower Loser

by masterjack

Poem / Humor

May 25, 2017

Comments: 2

Shelves: 1

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Tags: funny-social-issues

Summary

I suppose we are all familiar with the "social profile of the lawnmower loser".Some more MADCAP poetry in my "LOSER SERIES"...Have a Laugh on me.Laugh Out Loud. lol!!!

Born Loser

by masterjack

Poem / Humor

May 21, 2017

Comments: 1

Shelves: 1

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Tags: dark-humor

Summary

lol!!!!! My just purchased yesterday new bottle of Apple CIder Vinegar has a use by date of March 11th 2022. Will it outlast me as I only take one tablespoon in water at irregular intervals It is a 946 Ml Bottle....The Race Is On in this war of attrition ....

Self aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanalysis

by masterjack

Poem / Humor

April 27, 2017

Comments: 3

Shelves: 1

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Tags: humourous-themes, chimp-humor

Summary

Anyone who writes on THIS SITE for tooooooo looooooong needs some Self Analysis lol!!!!!!!!

In The Sand

by Love2readU

Poem / Humor

November 04, 2016

Comments: 10

Shelves: 5

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Tags: fun, beach, sandy

Summary

Fun on her favorite beach, her lover, his touch.

Simply Amazing

by poeta de Cabra

Poem / Humor

October 08, 2016

Comments: 4

Shelves: 1

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Tags: fun-poetry

Summary

just for a laugh

That bloody spider in my bath.

by Desmo

Poem / Humor

September 07, 2016

Comments: 3

Shelves: 1

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Tags: swimming-water-critter

Summary

The passing of a spider, how sad.

Slut Poem

by Tyler Beechwood

Poem / Humor

July 31, 2016

Comments: 3

Shelves: 1

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Tags: hypocrisy, doggerel, misogyny

Summary

A bit of doggerel about hypocrisy.

To Caress A Butterfly’s Wings In Flight On A Beautiful Summer’s Day With A Heart Full Of Love

by SBV

Poem / Humor

July 07, 2016

Comments: 1

Shelves: 2

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Tags: observed-from-afar, blurred-lines, outside-looking-in, detached-observer

Summary

I toyed with the idea of how need and greed run parallel to each other. How little it takes for one to become the other. And how it is difficult to clearly define where one becomes the other, on a linear plane. I wrote this from the point of view of Obsession personified, looking on at need and greed in action.

The day I got run over.

by Desmo

Poem / Humor

May 16, 2016

Comments: 2

Shelves: 2

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Tags: transvestite-car-drunks-accident

Summary

The local transvestite knelt beside me and stroked my bleeding head.

Bad Pussy

by E.M. Ockleshaw

Poem / Humor

April 08, 2016

Comments: 4

Shelves: 1

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Tags: fun-with-physics

Summary

man has doubts about his girlfriend

The Bailiffs are coming.

by Desmo

Poem / Humor

January 31, 2016

Comments: 1

Shelves: 1

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Tags: fighting-cock

Summary

This is the poem about a squatter facing eviction by a group of incompetent bailiffs.

His wife.

by Desmo

Poem / Humor

January 28, 2016

Comments: 2

Shelves: 1

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Tags: forbidden-sex

Summary

Man running from upset husband.

Doubles

by blackvamp1

Poem / Humor

January 09, 2016

Comments: 3

Shelves: 1

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Tags: threesome, fun

Summary

Serious Fun.

Boobs,Booty, Bottled Blonde Washed Hair And False White Teeth

by Buffershaker

Poem / Humor

November 29, 2015

Comments: 9

Shelves: 1

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Tags: desire, lust, erotic, sensual, humour, sexy, breasts, beauty, desperation, dancing, model, fake, clothes, attention, boobs

Summary

The Barbie doll is an image which many young and older women have adopted since their childhood.It's the image to go where they think that society embraces their false looks. In reality there is an element of conformity attached to their choice of image because due to their insecurity,vanity and a desire to be noticed they choose to look like a living doll. "She's looking older than the colour of her hair" pretty much sums up the need for some women to adopt a philosophy of staying forever young in their silicon adjusted super structure.

Date night ,

by dixdeville

Poem / Humor

November 25, 2014

Comments: 1

Shelves: 1

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