This is the best joke conceived in a really long time. We just had to share it. A young man with his pants hanging half off his rear, two gold front teeth, and a half inch thick gold chain around his neck, walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job. I don't like taking advantage of the system, getting something for nothing." The social worker behind the counter said "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his 2014 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes." "Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say, but you will also have, as part of your job, the assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20s and has a rather strong sex drive." The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bull-shittin' me!" The social worker said, "Yeah, well . . . You started it. “

10 Great Dirty Jokes

by ALAN FASHION

Miscellaneous / Humor

May 05, 2018

Shelves: 1

The House

Tags: jokes, great-jokes, dirty-jokes, great-diry-jokes, rude-humour

Summary

They say everybody likes to have a good laugh over a dirty joke. At least, this is for people who like a dirty joke and not for prudes. Possibly, though, prudes like dirty jokes as well when they're letting their hair down. And they say people like a dirty joke no matter how not funny, hookers, pornography and men not understanding women are in real life.

Reasons I Just Want To Fucking Die!

by Andrew Clemens

Miscellaneous / Humor

March 12, 2013

Comments: 1

Shelves: 1

The House

Summary

Many easons why i feel i just want to fucking die, title is self explanitory.

dDead or Alive

by Rasadari

Miscellaneous / Humor

June 20, 2012

Comments: 2

Shelves: 1

The House

Tags: humour, interesting

Summary

Anything can happen during a night shift in a hospital Unusual story for you

a few questions I need answerd,

by Snowman22

Miscellaneous / Humor

November 12, 2010

Comments: 1

Shelves: 1

The House

Tags: funny, thoughts

Summary

Just some questions I asked my self today. My Answers are Included. Please Enjoy.

what is good to eat?

by sexyiceblue

Miscellaneous / Humor

July 10, 2010

Comments: 2

Shelves: 1

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Summary

just a joke i thought you would like

Good day sandwich clot by Chris Newby

by summahedge

Miscellaneous / Humor

March 30, 2010

Comments: 1

Shelves: 1

The House

Summary

Willy fart i did not write this =]] summahfamous XX

adult humor cartoon #8

by fr0st3h

Miscellaneous / Humor

March 12, 2010

Shelves: 1

The House

Tags: god, funny, twisted, sick, answer, sky, random, hilarious, prayers, cloud, comic_strip, adult_humor, jewish

Summary

comic #8

adult humor cartoon 7

by fr0st3h

Miscellaneous / Humor

March 12, 2010

Shelves: 1

The House

Tags: funny, twisted, sick, doctor, random, hilarious, sarcasm, joking, comic_strip, adult_humor, toad, trashy, jenna_jameson, fictional_character, go_kart

Summary

comic #7

adult humor cartoon 6

by fr0st3h

Miscellaneous / Humor

March 12, 2010

Shelves: 1

The House

Tags: funny, twisted, sick, hell, trash, hilarious, rope, hang, comic_strip, adult_humor, hanging_out

Summary

comic #6

adult humor cartoon 5

by fr0st3h

Miscellaneous / Humor

March 12, 2010

Shelves: 1

The House

Tags: funny, revenge, twisted, sick, trash, hilarious, comic_strip, adult_humor, oscar, cookie, sesame_street, cookie_monster

Summary

comic #5

adult humor cartoon 4

by fr0st3h

Miscellaneous / Humor

March 12, 2010

Shelves: 1

The House

Tags: funny, revenge, twisted, sick, trash, hilarious, comic_strip, adult_humor, oscar, cookie, sesame_street, cookie_monster

Summary

comic #4

adult humor cartoon 3

by fr0st3h

Miscellaneous / Humor

March 12, 2010

Shelves: 1

The House

Tags: funny, betrayal, twisted, friends, water, sick, side, brothers, hilarious, cliff, comic_strip, adult_humor

Summary

comic #3

adult humor cartoon 2

by fr0st3h

Miscellaneous / Humor

March 12, 2010

Shelves: 1

The House

Tags: funny, father, twisted, sick, daughter, hilarious, comic_strip, adult_humor, teaching

Summary

comic #2

adult humor cartoon

by fr0st3h

Miscellaneous / Humor

March 12, 2010

Shelves: 1

The House

Tags: funny, hospital, gun, hilarious, comic_strip, adult_humor

Summary

One of my few comic strips i have made.

my rants on stupid customers

by fr0st3h

Miscellaneous / Humor

March 12, 2010

Comments: 13

Shelves: 1

The House

Tags: hilarious, customers, sandwiches, fast_food, customer_service, rants_and_raves, dumb_customers

Summary

I work at a fast food sandwich shop called Jimmy Johns and I experience the most retarded people I've ever seen anywhere in public. These are just a few examples of things that really piss me off, and the things I wish I could say in response to the customer.

very vulgar humor

by fr0st3h

Miscellaneous / Humor

March 12, 2010

Comments: 1

Shelves: 1

The House

Tags: humor, adult, ugly, trash, china, hilarious, fat, vulgar, dumb, stupid, crude, cursing, kungfu, name_calling, talking_shit

Summary

just talking some trash about a worthless individual. if bad language offends you, dont read this. it is meant to be funny. The age range of people who enjoy writings like this are probably 17-30

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