This is the next in line in my LOSER series. According to my dictionary a DORK is a loser. There are a few on this site who give me the shivering shits. lol!!!

Lawnmower Loser

by masterjack

Poem / Humor

May 25, 2017

Comments: 2

Shelves: 1

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Tags: funny-social-issues

Summary

I suppose we are all familiar with the "social profile of the lawnmower loser".Some more MADCAP poetry in my "LOSER SERIES"...Have a Laugh on me.Laugh Out Loud. lol!!!

Born Loser

by masterjack

Poem / Humor

May 21, 2017

Comments: 1

Shelves: 1

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Tags: dark-humor

Summary

lol!!!!! My just purchased yesterday new bottle of Apple CIder Vinegar has a use by date of March 11th 2022. Will it outlast me as I only take one tablespoon in water at irregular intervals It is a 946 Ml Bottle....The Race Is On in this war of attrition ....

Self aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanalysis

by masterjack

Poem / Humor

April 27, 2017

Comments: 3

Shelves: 1

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Tags: humourous-themes, chimp-humor

Summary

Anyone who writes on THIS SITE for tooooooo looooooong needs some Self Analysis lol!!!!!!!!

I Gave Him a Shot from the book "Room 222"

by Luscious Lee

Short Story / Humor

March 20, 2017

Shelves: 1

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Tags: erotica, humorous, urban-lit

Summary

This short story is from "Room 222", a collection of short, erotic stories about eclectic characters and sexual situations, all taking place in the same room of a run down motel. Available soon on Amazon/Kindle. I Gave Him A Shot – Johnnie was pudgy, awkward, and insecure. Definitely nobody Karen would ever want to be seen with in public. But he was also funny and loyal when no one was looking. What would it really cost her to throw him a mercy fuck? visit www.lusciouslee.com for more from this author

The I.T Girl

by R. Manley

Short Story / Humor

December 21, 2016

Comments: 1

Shelves: 1

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Tags: fantasy, horror

writing

by angelaketty1989

Article / Humor

November 17, 2016

Comments: 1

Shelves: 2

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Tags: writing-service

Summary

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GOTH RED COSMIC

by ROBINREADHER

Short Story / Humor

November 12, 2016

Comments: 1

Shelves: 1

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Tags: funny, sexual, cool.-vacation

Summary

Let's take one body at a time what do we have 4 lunch red mix her juicy Moon lady lingerie.He desperately needed to Candy cane her.He didn't care for stripes he was well hearted. Called the old sniper big teeth he gave it all he had couldn't get it up keep.sipping she's barely finished "RED COSMIC MOON" He couldn't wait to get her real soon erotic lingerie she dipped her hand lower. sex toy player he got hotter.His heart like a bullet How he gunned her panties.He was trained whipped.I'm not that boy anymore.Come on over her doll face crawl on your knees.Just drop it let me feel it.Double damn it!!! I died to fast 2 be in it.

SHOW your Big Asset's

by ROBINREADHER

Short Story / Humor

November 11, 2016

Shelves: 1

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Tags: humor, suspenseful, male-body-mystery

Summary

Are we living in a world alway's wanting more. Are we moving on thinking we have the better life.She knew his mountain like the back of her big rock's on her hand.Deep inside her body sizzled.She's big and pregnant he stopped her from attacking.Why do women love those big fuller lip's he had an instant vision bigger the better she was on the move she had to stretch to reach him.Along came a huge spider who on earth would want to see that. Eyes enormous at her like strengthening her barrier's flying like a bat.He's been starving and addicted after seeing her big show fist bite.New spicy cologne made a big hit.But what happen to his lip's through the magnifying glass he looked like he had Hollywood went bad surgeon.Lip's got hot and big this year. Lip texting plunging into her over and over.Taking amazing photograph's in national lips geographical.

In The Sand

by Love2readU

Poem / Humor

November 04, 2016

Comments: 10

Shelves: 5

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Tags: fun, beach, sandy

Summary

Fun on her favorite beach, her lover, his touch.

Songs

by Storywriterx

Short Story / Humor

October 28, 2016

Comments: 7

Shelves: 4

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Tags: songs

Summary

A short little story using the titles and words of songs of days gone past. See how many you remember. If you comment please leave the title of your favourite old one.

The King.

by Desmo

Short Story / Humor

October 23, 2016

Shelves: 1

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Tags: king-boy-small-happy-sad-vi

Simply Amazing

by poeta de Cabra

Poem / Humor

October 08, 2016

Comments: 4

Shelves: 1

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Tags: fun-poetry

Summary

just for a laugh

That bloody spider in my bath.

by Desmo

Poem / Humor

September 07, 2016

Comments: 3

Shelves: 1

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Tags: swimming-water-critter

Summary

The passing of a spider, how sad.

Slut Poem

by Tyler Beechwood

Poem / Humor

July 31, 2016

Comments: 3

Shelves: 1

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Tags: hypocrisy, doggerel, misogyny

Summary

A bit of doggerel about hypocrisy.

To Caress A Butterfly’s Wings In Flight On A Beautiful Summer’s Day With A Heart Full Of Love

by SBV

Poem / Humor

July 07, 2016

Comments: 1

Shelves: 2

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Tags: observed-from-afar, blurred-lines, outside-looking-in, detached-observer

Summary

I toyed with the idea of how need and greed run parallel to each other. How little it takes for one to become the other. And how it is difficult to clearly define where one becomes the other, on a linear plane. I wrote this from the point of view of Obsession personified, looking on at need and greed in action.