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Heartbeat for ice-cream

by Pinocchio's wish

Short Story / Humor

April 18, 2018

Comments: 2

Shelves: 3

The House

Tags: ice-cream

Summary

Have you ever had a heartbeat for ice-cream? No? Well, you can't just jump right into ice-cream; you got to get that shit ready man. You got to play with the ice-cream, talk to the ice-cream, make friends with the ice-cream and take your motherfucking time with the ice-cream. Most important, you got to lick and swallow all that cream right off that ice-cream. I dedicate this story to a special friend of mine and everybody out there who has a need or heartbeat for ice-cream.

For Fun

by Nite Owl

Script / Humor

April 12, 2018

Comments: 12

Shelves: 4

The House

Tags: humor, vagina, name

Bewitching Skiing

by poeta de Cabra

Poem / Humor

April 02, 2018

Comments: 2

Shelves: 2

The House

Tags: humor, witches

Summary

Poem about witches skiing, Bewitched

What A Hide

by poeta de Cabra

Poem / Humor

April 02, 2018

Comments: 3

Shelves: 1

The House

Tags: fun, laugh-humor

Summary

A fun poem about dressing up

Square

by poeta de Cabra

Poem / Humor

March 29, 2018

Comments: 3

Shelves: 2

The House

Tags: humor, fun

Summary

Humor poem, for a chuckle

I Lamborghini

by Pinocchio's wish

Short Story / Humor

March 21, 2018

Comments: 2

Shelves: 2

The House

Tags: seat-sniffing, bouncing-tits, cabbage

Summary

Who needs spelling and punctuation if those rules don't apply to the open road, see the world through the eyes of the Golden bull and feel free to share your thoughts.

Sexy Female Lemur

by poeta de Cabra

Poem / Humor

February 28, 2018

Comments: 1

Shelves: 1

The House

Tags: humor-poem

Summary

Fun poem about a lemur wanting sex

Scotland The Brave

by poeta de Cabra

Poem / Humor

January 20, 2018

Comments: 2

Shelves: 2

The House

Tags: scottish-poem

Summary

she fell in love with the Scotsman

In The Jungle, The Mighty Jungle

by Geminine

Poem / Humor

January 07, 2018

Comments: 8

Shelves: 7

The House

Tags: sex, lust, love, wild, animal

Summary

In The Jungle, The Mighty Jungle

Women and jeans

by Dayze

Short Story / Humor

December 22, 2017

Comments: 3

Shelves: 1

The House

Tags: romance, love, life, lesbian, women

Summary

Coming to terms with something that has ended.

Scotland The Brave

by poeta de Cabra

Poem / Humor

November 16, 2017

Comments: 3

Shelves: 5

The House

Tags: humor, poetry

Summary

Just a bit of humor, fun poetry

Va-forni-cation

by Geminine

Poem / Humor

November 13, 2017

Comments: 2

Shelves: 1

The House

Tags: sex, humor, comedy, america, states

Summary

My favorite spots to go on vacation.

The Reaper

by poeta de Cabra

Poem / Humor

October 29, 2017

Comments: 3

Shelves: 2

The House

Tags: humor, for-a-laugh

Summary

Witty poem

Mummy's Revenge

by Peter Rancer

Short Story / Humor

September 14, 2017

Shelves: 2

The House

Tags: funny, masturbation, ballbusting, ghost-story

Summary

The second episode in a series of short stories about a young lesbian, her partner and the ghost of her wickedly sadistic mother. As usual, Daddy comes in for some rough treatment. Well, he never should have killed her in that car crash ...

Kisses

by Hazel P.

Poem / Humor

September 09, 2017

Comments: 2

Shelves: 2

The House

Tags: sex, poem, funny

Summary

A comical poem about sex.

Killer Queen

Chapter 1

by AO

Book / Humor

September 03, 2017

Shelves: 1

The House

Tags: romance, horror, murder, drama, killing

Summary
Chapters

"You've been very naughty" The girl said as she kneel down to take away the knife she had lodge in my arm. "Go f*** yourself" I spat at her. "Hey watch it, I don't think you want anymore blood coming out of you at this point." Some people believe in graduating school with a high GPA and Honors, while others believe in one thing and one thing only, winning prom Queen or King. Well, lets just say some of them would KILL for this title.

Accidental Mistress

Chapter 1

by rain wynters

Book / Humor

July 24, 2017

Comments: 1

Shelves: 2

The House

Tags: love, secrets, mistress, affair, romantic-comedy

Summary
Chapters

Fenix is head over heels in love with her older boyfriend Nathaniel and then she finds out that this man who she has been dating for two years is married and she's been his Mistress.

Backdoor Fornicator

by Grigor McGregor

Short Story / Humor

July 10, 2017

Shelves: 1

The House

Tags: caught, attacks, jailed, other-females-call

Summary

A wife receiving backdoor sex, is attacked by her unexpectedly-arriving husband who knocks her about and then angrily punches her. The fornicator considers that's extreme punishment and flattens the husband. The fornicator returns home after 28 days in jail a hero for dealing with a wife-basher and other women line up to try him out.

Cold Blooded

by kalelthemith

Short Story / Humor

June 09, 2017

Comments: 2

Shelves: 2

The House

Tags: fighting, abusive, parental-guidance