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The killing of Donna Parker

by Johnnytwosteps

Short Story / Humor

May 10, 2019

Shelves: 1

The House

Tags: horror, masturbation, bondage, domination, submission

Summary

Clint beckoned two of the more mature women to come over; they knew why and started playing with him and jerking him off, as only mature women know how. Suddenly his body went rigid, and he gave a mighty roar like a Lion. The force from his ejaculation was as if a fireman's hose had been turned on

Goldilocks and Prince Richard

by scs2141949

Short Story / Humor

April 29, 2019

Shelves: 1

The House

Tags: undies, goldilocks, nursery-rhyme

The show must go on.

by Johnnytwosteps

Short Story / Humor

April 10, 2019

Shelves: 1

The House

Tags: sex, love

Summary

Johnny also knew from the moment they met she would be his leading lady. He knew because his huge cock began twitching with anticipation within his tight-fitting pants the minute he set eyes on her.

Dam Coffin

by poeta de Cabra

Poem / Humor

March 28, 2019

Comments: 1

Shelves: 1

The House

Tags: humor-about-death

Summary

Fun interpretation on the dead

Life's a Joke

by ALAN FASHION

Miscellaneous / Humor

March 17, 2019

Comments: 1

Shelves: 1

The House

Tags: humor, humour, funny, dirty-jokes, funny-bone

Summary

These are lots of good jokes. Some of them are dirty, some of them are clean and all of them are funny.

Wife and Best Friend Caught Together

by Storywriterx

Short Story / Humor

November 12, 2018

Comments: 5

Shelves: 2

The House

Tags: wife, caught, best-friend

Summary

Catching his wife and best friend together in bed.

The Betty And Veronica Adventures

by breakfast@Lola's

Short Story / Humor

November 05, 2018

Comments: 2

Shelves: 3

The House

Tags: comic, bettyandveronica, archiecomics, comicbookstory, comicbook

Summary

Betty and Archie visit Veronica lodges home thinking they are in for an afternoon of fun in the pool, but instead Veronica has something else planned for them. Her original plans got scratched since her father asked her to throw out some of the old junk in her bedroom.

Ducks in Heaven

by Storywriterx

Short Story / Humor

November 03, 2018

Comments: 6

Shelves: 2

The House

Tags: humor, funny, heaven, ducks

Summary

Punishment for stepping on a duck in heaven.

The Blind Man

by Storywriterx

Short Story / Humor

September 13, 2018

Comments: 11

Shelves: 3

The House

Tags: tits, nun

Summary

Sister Mary gets a visit from a blind man

I want to...

by kalelthemith

Miscellaneous / Humor

August 24, 2018

Shelves: 1

The House

Tags: sex, funny, seduction, play, fun

Summary

just a few lyrics for a possible dirty ditty?

Fun Is A Very Perfect Combination!!!! Chapter 2

by 2011Paramedic

Script / Humor

July 17, 2018

Comments: 2

Shelves: 2

The House

Tags: erotica, sex, lust, romance, fun

Summary

So far in Chapter 1, Faye and Randy were having the best early evening and best time of their lives as well, and now we will move on to Chapter 2 and final part of this cute new story where we meet our current fun couple Skylar Malone and her fiancé Nick Danson were skiing around the slopes of the snowy San Francisco Area and having fun as well!! So here it is,, Enjoy!!

The Best Joke in a Really Long Time

by EROTIC READS AND MORE

Miscellaneous / Humor

July 11, 2018

Shelves: 1

The House

Tags: humor, funny, joke, hilarious, jokes

Summary

This is the best joke conceived in a really long time. We just had to share it. A young man with his pants hanging half off his rear, two gold front teeth, and a half inch thick gold chain around his neck, walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job. I don't like taking advantage of the system, getting something for nothing." The social worker behind the counter said "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his 2014 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes." "Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say, but you will also have, as part of your job, the assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20s and has a rather strong sex drive." The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bull-shittin' me!" The social worker said, "Yeah, well . . . You started it. “

Fun Is A Very Perfect Combination!!!! Chapter 1

by 2011Paramedic

Script / Humor

May 13, 2018

Comments: 1

Shelves: 3

The House

Tags: erotica, sex, lust, romance, fun

Summary

Here is my brand new Very Fun scripted story called Fun Is A Very Perfect Combination Featuring A few new and returning cute couples and here’s Chapter 1 of this cute story,, Enjoy!!

10 Great Dirty Jokes

by ALAN FASHION

Miscellaneous / Humor

May 05, 2018

Shelves: 1

The House

Tags: jokes, great-jokes, dirty-jokes, great-diry-jokes, rude-humour

Summary

They say everybody likes to have a good laugh over a dirty joke. At least, this is for people who like a dirty joke and not for prudes. Possibly, though, prudes like dirty jokes as well when they're letting their hair down. And they say people like a dirty joke no matter how not funny, hookers, pornography and men not understanding women are in real life.

Heartbeat for ice-cream

by Pinocchio's wish

Short Story / Humor

April 18, 2018

Comments: 2

Shelves: 3

The House

Tags: ice-cream

Summary

Have you ever had a heartbeat for ice-cream? No? Well, you can't just jump right into ice-cream; you got to get that shit ready man. You got to play with the ice-cream, talk to the ice-cream, make friends with the ice-cream and take your motherfucking time with the ice-cream. Most important, you got to lick and swallow all that cream right off that ice-cream. I dedicate this story to a special friend of mine and everybody out there who has a need or heartbeat for ice-cream.

Bewitching Skiing

by poeta de Cabra

Poem / Humor

April 02, 2018

Comments: 2

Shelves: 2

The House

Tags: humor, witches

Summary

Poem about witches skiing, Bewitched

What A Hide

by poeta de Cabra

Poem / Humor

April 02, 2018

Comments: 3

Shelves: 1

The House

Tags: fun, laugh-humor

Summary

A fun poem about dressing up

Square

by poeta de Cabra

Poem / Humor

March 29, 2018

Comments: 3

Shelves: 2

The House

Tags: humor, fun

Summary

Humor poem, for a chuckle

I Lamborghini

by Pinocchio's wish

Short Story / Humor

March 21, 2018

Comments: 2

Shelves: 2

The House

Tags: seat-sniffing, bouncing-tits, cabbage

Summary

Who needs spelling and punctuation if those rules don't apply to the open road, see the world through the eyes of the Golden bull and feel free to share your thoughts.