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Mummy's Revenge

by Peter Rancer

Short Story / Humor

September 14, 2017

Shelves: 1

The House

Tags: funny, masturbation, ballbusting, ghost-story

Summary

The second episode in a series of short stories about a young lesbian, her partner and the ghost of her wickedly sadistic mother. As usual, Daddy comes in for some rough treatment. Well, he never should have killed her in that car crash ...

Kisses

by Hazel P.

Poem / Humor

September 09, 2017

Comments: 2

Shelves: 2

The House

Tags: sex, poem, funny

Summary

A comical poem about sex.

Killer Queen

Chapter 1

by AO

Book / Humor

September 03, 2017

Shelves: 1

The House

Tags: romance, horror, murder, drama, killing

Summary
Chapters

"You've been very naughty" The girl said as she kneel down to take away the knife she had lodge in my arm. "Go f*** yourself" I spat at her. "Hey watch it, I don't think you want anymore blood coming out of you at this point." Some people believe in graduating school with a high GPA and Honors, while others believe in one thing and one thing only, winning prom Queen or King. Well, lets just say some of them would KILL for this title.

She did it for Bingo.

by Desmo

Poem / Humor

August 07, 2017

Comments: 1

Shelves: 1

The House

Tags: love-sex-girl-win

Summary

Girls luck changed for her bingo day.

Salute The Vagina

by masterjack

Poem / Humor

July 25, 2017

Comments: 3

Shelves: 1

The House

Tags: vagina-themes

Summary

Isn't it time that some man on this site wrote a poem exclusively about the ALMIGHTY Vagina lol!!

Accidental Mistress

Chapter 1

by rain wynters

Book / Humor

July 24, 2017

Comments: 1

Shelves: 2

The House

Tags: love, secrets, mistress, affair, romantic-comedy

Summary
Chapters

Fenix is head over heels in love with her older boyfriend Nathaniel and then she finds out that this man who she has been dating for two years is married and she's been his Mistress.

Opportunity Knocks.

by Desmo

Poem / Humor

July 11, 2017

Shelves: 1

The House

Tags: dirty-shagging-sex-rod-roman

Summary

village virgin got a big surprise.

Backdoor Fornicator

by Grigor McGregor

Short Story / Humor

July 10, 2017

Shelves: 1

The House

Tags: caught, attacks, jailed, other-females-call

Summary

A wife receiving backdoor sex, is attacked by her unexpectedly-arriving husband who knocks her about and then angrily punches her. The fornicator considers that's extreme punishment and flattens the husband. The fornicator returns home after 28 days in jail a hero for dealing with a wife-basher and other women line up to try him out.

The joy of the Dildo

by Desmo

Poem / Humor

July 03, 2017

Comments: 1

Shelves: 1

The House

Tags: dildo-sex-lesbian

Summary

The new toy was a plastic cock.

Cold Blooded

by kalelthemith

Short Story / Humor

June 09, 2017

Comments: 2

Shelves: 2

The House

Tags: fighting, abusive, parental-guidance

Summary

Isn't it amazing how words read.

Crikey Dad!

by kalelthemith

Poem / Humor

June 09, 2017

Comments: 1

Shelves: 2

The House

Tags: boy, drought, farmer, outback

Summary

An ode to the troubled farmers of the drought ridden plains between the Woomera stations and the Wimmera.

The End Result

by kalelthemith

Poem / Humor

June 08, 2017

Shelves: 2

The House

Tags: funny, blood, scary, morose

Summary

a small rendering to keep you all amused.

I Gave Him a Shot from the book "Room 222"

by Luscious Lee

Short Story / Humor

March 20, 2017

Shelves: 1

The House

Tags: erotica, humorous, urban-lit

Summary

This short story is from "Room 222", a collection of short, erotic stories about eclectic characters and sexual situations, all taking place in the same room of a run down motel. Available soon on Amazon/Kindle. I Gave Him A Shot – Johnnie was pudgy, awkward, and insecure. Definitely nobody Karen would ever want to be seen with in public. But he was also funny and loyal when no one was looking. What would it really cost her to throw him a mercy fuck? visit www.lusciouslee.com for more from this author

The I.T Girl

by R. Manley

Short Story / Humor

December 21, 2016

Comments: 1

Shelves: 1

The House

Tags: fantasy, horror

writing

by angelaketty1989

Article / Humor

November 17, 2016

Comments: 1

Shelves: 2

The House

Tags: writing-service

Summary

we provide best <a href="http://help4assignment.co.uk">assignment writing service</a> uk.

GOTH RED COSMIC

by ROBINREADHER

Short Story / Humor

November 12, 2016

Comments: 1

Shelves: 1

The House

Tags: funny, sexual, cool.-vacation

Summary

Let's take one body at a time what do we have 4 lunch red mix her juicy Moon lady lingerie.He desperately needed to Candy cane her.He didn't care for stripes he was well hearted. Called the old sniper big teeth he gave it all he had couldn't get it up keep.sipping she's barely finished "RED COSMIC MOON" He couldn't wait to get her real soon erotic lingerie she dipped her hand lower. sex toy player he got hotter.His heart like a bullet How he gunned her panties.He was trained whipped.I'm not that boy anymore.Come on over her doll face crawl on your knees.Just drop it let me feel it.Double damn it!!! I died to fast 2 be in it.

SHOW your Big Asset's

by ROBINREADHER

Short Story / Humor

November 11, 2016

Shelves: 1

The House

Tags: humor, suspenseful, male-body-mystery

Summary

Are we living in a world alway's wanting more. Are we moving on thinking we have the better life.She knew his mountain like the back of her big rock's on her hand.Deep inside her body sizzled.She's big and pregnant he stopped her from attacking.Why do women love those big fuller lip's he had an instant vision bigger the better she was on the move she had to stretch to reach him.Along came a huge spider who on earth would want to see that. Eyes enormous at her like strengthening her barrier's flying like a bat.He's been starving and addicted after seeing her big show fist bite.New spicy cologne made a big hit.But what happen to his lip's through the magnifying glass he looked like he had Hollywood went bad surgeon.Lip's got hot and big this year. Lip texting plunging into her over and over.Taking amazing photograph's in national lips geographical.

Songs

by Storywriterx

Short Story / Humor

October 28, 2016

Comments: 7

Shelves: 4

The House

Tags: songs

Summary

A short little story using the titles and words of songs of days gone past. See how many you remember. If you comment please leave the title of your favourite old one.

The King.

by Desmo

Short Story / Humor

October 23, 2016

Shelves: 1

The House

Tags: king-boy-small-happy-sad-vi