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Article by: lemonshine

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I received "a flyer" in the mail yesterday.
It was colourful and comprehensive....

Talk about the ultimate alixar for everything....

At the small risk of plagiarism I summarise .....

Astrology and psychic reader

100% guaranteed results....

.remove suffering

Remove bad luck

Remove black magic

Remove witchcraft

Remove all other problems

100% hope for hopeless problems

I couldn't help but " tongue in cheek" think of a couple dominating social media and the responses of SOME electronic news outlets who's presenters seem to be " fucking each other so to speak, with their on air emotional outbursts".

Some say " good on ya! DW.in the US.

I say " change hands" DW.Dont forget to wash them in soap and water,along with your mouth afterwards.

Of course we have the evergreen master of verbal diarrear in the UK.....PM

In OZ here we have RP and PM.

I reckon that he should give her his six or so inches up her browneye just before they go on air....I am sure it would slow them" down" a bit so viewers can keep up with their frenzied rhetoric.

Cheers.

Submitted: February 27, 2023

Humor your-kidding-me bs

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DampKitten

I knew that flyer was bullshit from second one. Astrologists don’t resolve problems. They can only predict them.

It’s just like weathermen can’t change the weather. They just report it.

Now, Damp Kittens are another matter. I can change the weather any time I want.

For example, come over here and I’ll rain all over your face.

Thu, March 2nd, 2023 12:36am

lemonshine

lol! DK
Emma was the last chick who pissed on my face and I loved it.She even let me drink a small amount beforehand as I tounged her out....nice and salty...
she was a clean and healthy woman

Thanks for replying D K to this " piece of writing about nothing.....I found it humorous.....

Thu, March 2nd, 2023 2:56am