Horniness Is No Joke

Poem by: DLCannon

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taken from my book, "The Fact Of A French Fry Is....."

Horniness Is No Joke

I can't remember where I put my brain

But oh well

I'll find out one of these days

Laughing at me in the pouring down rain

After some silly joke I'll say

But that's not my problem

What my problem is

Is all these women everywhere

__make me horny

And I can't do Jack shit about it

'Cause they're all taken

And out of my league

Feel like peeing on all their future tombstones

But that won't make Mr. Pee Pee happy

Only fucking will

If only I could jam my dick up a cunt

And bust a nut

__life could be happy again

But I never will

Never again

It's all going to my head

My dick head

And we're very angry about it

But I just can't find a loop hole

__in this problem I'm having

So I sit here in silence

Suffering

Painfully

My aching dick can't take it anymore

Even my heart can't take this rejection anymore

How much longer do I have to be alone?

How much harder does my dick have to grow?

This fucked up world is pissing me off!

I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!!

This is it, isn't it?

"I'm going to die this way"

What good is a penis if you can't put it in somebody?

02-06-'23 #2

D. L. Cannon

Submitted: February 19, 2023

Poetry laughter horniness mass rejection mind-loss

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DampKitten

Shit, DL...
I feel like a 911 Operator reading this.

Sir, please stay on the line and pull out your dick.
Do you have lubrication to make it all slick?
Some butter? Some oil? Perhaps Vaseline?
I'd spit on your shaft, but I'm miles from your scene.

Is it throbbing? Is it leaking? Does it point to the sky?
Grab it with your hand. I don't want you to die.
Stroke it up and down while I whisper your name.
My finger's on my clit. I'm massaging your brain.

We can try to cum together on the phone if you dare.
Is it harder to breathe? DL, are you there?

It's getting hard here... like a tiny smooth rock.
I'm getting so wet. How's the head of your cock?
Is it dripping with semen? Is it shiny and brown?
I think I might cum. Can I put the phone down?

Are you still there, DL? Are you rubbing it good?
Is everything tighter? Drawing up like it should?
Are you starting to sweat? Getting slick on your lip?
Beads on your forehead? A pearl on your tip?

Are your beads like my bead? Are they wet like my pearl?
Are you ready to nut for this beautiful girl?
My acorn is throbbing. Just give me some seed.
A couple more strokes is all that you need.

I know that you'll launch if I pull back my hood,
and spread my pink pussy. Now, hose me down good.
Don't cut off my head. Just cream on my crease.
That's your Valentine Cherry Damp Kitten release.

Happy VD day, DL!

Sun, February 19th, 2023 5:13am

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Very funny. But, sorry, I'm not gonna jerk off for you.....

Thu, March 2nd, 2023 3:15pm

lemonshine

Life is so "shitfaced" DLC.
I am married and spent a grande on "the snip" in today's money about 20 years ago.SHE "pulled the rug from under me".
We have had ZERO sex since.
Soon after my "skin condition" arked up and I had to stop seeing prostitutes " on the side".
I have had nothing but internet porn and my left fist since to get it all " outa me'.
FUCK the sex gods....pun intended.

Sun, February 19th, 2023 6:01am

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Very sorry for your loss. God is an asshole.

Thu, March 2nd, 2023 3:17pm