The Pest

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Status: In Progress  |  Genre: Poetry  |  House: Booksiesilk Classic Group

taken from my book, "The Fact Of A French Fry Is....."

The Pest


And the confusion hits me

It burns me inside

The madness around my head's

Got me spinning in a daze

Well, this maze is getting harder to solve

But, never the less

I am still a pest

And must rot up every place that I infest

I will crawl out into the world

With no one for a girl

No one to sit and twirl

Got no bitch to blow me, "at all"

No lover's gonna bend over

__and give my pecker a lover

____that I'll never forget

So whatever

Killing people is funner

Than fucking nobody, and letting every one

__get away with it

So if you think the hard times are over

__you got another thought coming

As long as my dick is lonely

__the whole world is going to continue to suffer

And people will die

So that I can feel better

If I can't get no pussy

Nobody is safe from my wrath

God will avenge me

Time and time again

And I won't have to lift a finger

Yeah, I eat popcorn

__when the news is on

Love to watch the world suffer

__that has rejected me

Thee only problem is

My dick's still hard

And nobody is around to suck it down

But I'll find my lover someday

And when I do

Nobody can have her but me

Just like you all did to me

Wouldn't share the pussy

That you stole from me

So I'm not sharing my next piece of pussy

__with any of you

So keep on cockblockin' me

You'll get what's coming to you


01-24-'23 #3

D. L. Cannon

Submitted: January 28, 2023

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Nicely spoken dlc.
At the centre of all your talk is "REALITY".

Wed, February 1st, 2023 7:12am


Thanks. I thought it to be a little harsh, I had to be honest.

Sun, February 5th, 2023 2:14pm


I thought you were gonna say, "Let go my Eggo"
Well, maybe more than one egg then.

Sun, February 12th, 2023 3:24am


Hu hu hu! Thanks!

Sat, February 18th, 2023 6:54pm

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