Santa's Sleigh

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Status: Finished  |  Genre: General Erotica  |  House: Booksiesilk Classic Group

Even Santa's need some lovin'. Since Christmas is the time of giving, he just might get it.

We all love Christmas, don't we? Well, most of us do; it would be presumptuous to assume that all people do.

Our Santa, for example, detests the overly commercialized holiday, in his humble, Santa-like opinion.

Ho, ho, ho, what a surprise! Is Santa actually, heaven forbid, bitter about Christmas?

How can that be? He's making so many children happy! He has all of his little pointy-eared assistants to help him prepare all the presents just in time to be delivered to all the good kids.

Naughty kids do get something, as well; let's not pretend there's any discrimination there (if at all).

So then, why in the world of everything jolly is our dear Santa so grumpy?

Well, the answer is fairly simple.

Santa doesn't have anyone to ride his sleigh.

Once he's done breaking and entering in order to leave presents under the Christmas tree (those cookies left for him are always so delicious in that one house), he returns to an empty house.

Cold and alone, he sits and just... exists while other people enjoy the company of their loved ones.

Pity there's no Santa for other Santa(s).

What if this year is going to be different?

Our hard-working Santa deserves a reward for all the patience he shows when dealing with snotty, bratty kids. There are kids that are really great and, not to mention, polite.

So, here is Santa, entering his lonely abode, expecting this to be just another ordinary night like all the others before, when he hears a sudden noise coming from his living room.

Santa is confused; what could it be? He goes to investigate. What he finds takes him by surprise.

There, under the Christmas tree that he oh so unwillingly purchased and decorated (his little helpers are a force to be reckoned with), lies a woman.

Yes, you read that right. And yes, Santa, you're not hallucinating. There's a woman under your Christmas tree, wearing a skimpy red and white outfit with the same hat on her head as Santa's.

"Welcome home, Santa. Did you have a nice trip? You must be tired." The mysterious woman practically purrs as she stands up. She sways her hips seductively as she walks toward the still-shocked Santa standing in the middle of his living room.

"Who are you? How did you get in here?" Santa finally comes to his senses as he takes in the sight of the minx that's putting her hands on his shoulders.

The minx giggles cutely as she rubs Santa's shoulders.

"Why, I'm your Christmas present. Do you like it? Oh, and one of your helpers told me where to find a spare key, so I let myself in. You're not mad, are you?" The woman asks as she starts pushing Santa towards his favorite armchair.

He'd need to have a word with his little helpers about letting random people enter his house. Or give them a raise, whichever comes first.

"No, I'm not mad. I was just surprised; I wasn't expecting anyone to be waiting for me. It's usually like that every year. Not that I'm complaining, this is a nice present that I've got here!" Santa grins at the beautiful woman.

Santa lets himself be pushed to sit down in his comfy armchair, waiting to see what Miss Santa had in store for him.

"I'm glad to hear that! Even if you were mad, I'm sure we could've found an easy solution to that little problem."

Santa simply nodded.

"Now, as I said before, I'm your Christmas present. You've been working so hard to keep everyone happy, so it's only fair that you get something for Christmas as well. You've been a good Santa this year, haven't you?" The female Santa asks as she climbs on Santa's lap, her dress riding up her thighs.

Santa could feel his pants becoming tighter. Santa Jr. seems to like his present very much.

The female Santa can feel it too, because she starts rocking her hips slowly.

"Oh, Santa, that's so naughty of you! And here I thought you were a good boy!" The woman said as she pushed her dress down, revealing pink nipples waiting to be pinched and sucked on.

"I'm sorry, Miss Santa; I promise to be good from now on." Santa pulls Miss Santa into a brief kiss before diverting his attention towards her breasts, sucking on a nipple gently.

Miss Santa sighs in pleasure, pinching the other nipple. With her other hand, she unbuttons Santa's pants, pulling the zipper down. He wasn't wearing boxers.

"Oooh, Santa's going commando! Such a naughty boy, aren't you? Don't worry, I love my boys more naughty than nice. And you've been treating me nicely so far." Miss Santa moans as Santa grabs her ass under the dress.

She wasn't wearing anything under it either.

"Who's naughty again? You've gone commando too! I don't mind, though. It makes things easier." Santa comments as he moves his hand between Miss Santa's thighs.

It's hot and wet, just how he likes it.

"I'm ready to ride your sleigh, Santa. I've prepared myself while I waited for you." That was all Miss Santa said before she slid herself down Santa Jr.

Santa groaned at the tightness, feeling he was going to blow his load too fast. So he waited for Miss Santa to adjust to his size.

Miss Santa wasted no time as she started gyrating her hips, her pace still not picking up. There's no need to rush; it's not like they won't have time to do more later.

Santa's house was filled with moans and groans of pleasure, followed by skin slapping on skin.

Miss Santa sure knew how to ride Santa's sleigh, rocking her hips harder as Santa leaned his head back, his eyes closing in absolute bliss.

If this is how he'd get to spend the holidays, then he doesn't mind it one bit.

Sadly, all enjoyable rides must come to an end, and so did this one. Santa parked his sleigh in Miss Santa's garage, watching the satisfied expression on the woman's face. She twitched around Santa Jr. before reaching her destination as well.

And then all was quiet, except for heavy breathing coming from two people entangled on Santa's armchair.

Christmas miracles do come true, after all, even for Santa.

He got his sleigh ridden. 'Tis the season to be jolly, indeed.

Submitted: December 17, 2022

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Awww...that was so cute and clever. Thank goodness that somebody remembered that Santa is human and has needs just like the rest of us. Lovely story.

Sat, December 17th, 2022 11:34pm


Thank you so much! Just spreading some holiday, smutty cheer! XD

Sat, December 17th, 2022 4:19pm


So, do I just wait for you to be here when I come home late on Christmas eve? It sounds like you have lots of plans for the sleigh!!! Oh look here what a glorious lay!!!

Sun, December 18th, 2022 9:55am


Loved the story, Santa finally gets treated nice besides cookies all the time. Now he's got to deal with them elves. Will there be punishment or reward?

Wed, December 21st, 2022 3:42am


Thank you, I'm glad you liked it! :) Well, he deserves some lovin', we'll leave punishment for some other time! ;)

Tue, December 20th, 2022 8:23pm

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