Something 'Bout' Christmas

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Status: In Progress  |  Genre: BDSM  |  House: Booksiesilk Classic Group

Featured Review on this writing by Nite-Owl

All I want for Christmas...

Twas the night before Christmas, both my parents asleep..

I was up masterbating cause it beats counting sheep.

I looked out the window, and what did I see?

Some dude dressed like Santa in a dark SUV.


He was casing the neighbors, looting home after home.

I was watching him closely. He was working alone.

I tiptoed downstairs. He was picking the lock.

When I opened the door, I just stood there in shock!


“Santa,” I gasped, “Who knew you were black?”


“Kris Kringle caught COVID so cut me some slack,”

said the man at the door with a flowing, white beard.


“I can tell that thing's fake, cause you look super weird.”


Then, the guy stepped inside with his red, velvet suit.

Once he pulled off his beard, I'll admit he looked cute.

He flashed me a smile with a gleaming gold grill.

“Christmas is for giving, but it's more fun to steal.”


“You're just like the Grinch, taking everyone's stuff!”

I was trying to be nice, but I'd had quite enough.


“Oh, I won't steal from you,” he said, dropping his sack.

“I'll just borrow some things, then I'll bring them right back.”


“You lie like a dog, and your outfit's absurd!”

I dumped out his cookies and flipped him the bird.

“You're no Santa Clause. You're not even an elf,

and you can't say I'm naughty since you're naughty yourself!

Get out of my house, or I'm waking my dad!”


“Go ahead, and I'll tell him what a good time you had

in the back of the bus giving head to those guys.”


“How'd you know about that?” I asked with surprise.


“I see you asleep. I know you're awake,

so, you better be good before you make a mistake.”

He jerked out a switchblade and sliced off my gown.

“Now, get on your knees and don't make a sound.”


I dropped to the floor as he pulled out his tool.

One glance at his girth told me black stallions rule.

“You'll blow me just like all those boys in your class,

then swallow my cum or I'll whip your white ass.”


“Yes sir,” I conceded, despairing my fate.

If the real Santa came he would be much too late.

“Please don't slit my throat. I'll swallow your spunk.

I'll suck on your balls. I'll worship your junk.”


“You'll do more than that,” the man sternly replied.

“I'll give both your ass and your pussy a ride.”

Then, he opened my mouth, and he shoved in his dick

till I sucked down his semen. It was salty and thick.


“There's more where that came from,” black Santa declared

as I crawled to my bed being pulled by my hair.

He tied me spread eagle with ribbons and twine.

“You know, for a white girl, you surely look fine.”


“My daddy will kill you and cut off your nuts!”


“Your dad is a cuckold. Your mom is my slut.

So sorry to tell you; your pop has no prick.

It's top of his wish list he sent to Saint Nick.”


Red faced with anger, I pulled and I tugged.

“Stop struggling,” he chuckled. “You're about to get plugged.”

He slipped off his costume and lifted the shade,

then circled the room, his physique on parade.


The moonlight adorned him. His dark chocolate skin

glistened with sweetness and pulsating sin.

He lifted my buttocks. He parted my lips,

then split me wide open; one thrust of his hips!


I sprinkled his sugar-plum sack full of sperm

as it smacked my slick crack till I started to burn.

Mom in her kerchief and dad in his cap

could not have mistaken that wet fucking slap.


Still, they stayed in their bed while their daughter got pounded.

When he creamed in my cunt, they must have loved how that sounded...

him grunting and humping black seed in my box.

“Your parents like listening. She's milking his rocks.”


“How do you know so much?” I was soaked in his cum.


“I told you, I'm Santa. I see everyone.”


“But you told me my father was prickless and weak.”


“So, I brought him a penis. I just made it discreet.”


I pondered a moment. “You are so full of shit!”


“Well, you're full of my custard and your pussy is split.”


I laughed as he loosened the last of the knots.

“You know, for a Santa, you're pretty damn hot.”

He smiled as I stroked his shaft back to erection.

“I'm a naughty white bitch who needs black cock correction.”



Submitted: December 12, 2022

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Oh my gosh, DK. You are too funny!! Where in the world? No. HOW ?? do u think this stuff up?

Mon, December 12th, 2022 11:09am


What an awesome comment!
So, most of my inspiration comes from something much less exciting that just makes my mind wonder. I'm thrilled that you like where this goes! Thanks for reading, girl!

Mon, December 12th, 2022 9:47pm

Dick Wood

This was a fun good read.

Mon, December 12th, 2022 1:29pm


Thanks, Dick! I'm glad you liked it. Thanks for reading!

Mon, December 12th, 2022 9:46pm


Ok… this is it…. I’m going to give Mrs Santa a visit

Mon, December 12th, 2022 5:11pm


The hell you are...
You're coming to Mississippi. You can forget the North Pole. You'll freeze your nuts off. Then, what the hell will I have to play with?

Mon, December 12th, 2022 9:45pm

harriet-jacqui x

Love it when the festive spirit gets inside you, kitten! x

Mon, December 12th, 2022 11:09pm


You know how I love things inside me, harriet. Kisses! Thanks for reading!

Mon, December 12th, 2022 9:44pm


Different from your usual wonderful poems, but wonderful to read and so clever all the way through.

Mon, December 12th, 2022 11:56pm


Thank you, Will. I try to switch it up occasionally. Don't want to be too predictable. I'm so glad you liked it!

Mon, December 12th, 2022 9:43pm


Witty and wicked as Santa comes. Even more delightful as a Ho gets filled with cum. Top poem.

Tue, December 13th, 2022 12:41am


Thank you, Janus! It's my holiday offering for the moment.

Mon, December 12th, 2022 9:42pm


Nice little Christmas carol!

Thu, December 15th, 2022 1:40am


Hey girl! It's been a while, and I hope you all are having a great holiday!
Thanks for checking on this, Trix

Wed, December 14th, 2022 6:52pm

sweet lemon

not as good as carousel but seems like THIS Santa has a cock the size of a!

Thu, December 15th, 2022 11:45pm


Bigger than a Reindeer for sure!

Sat, December 17th, 2022 9:36pm


Good Heavens, where is that Santa???
Great poem! Love, Lizzie.

Wed, December 28th, 2022 10:14pm


He ain't at the North Pole, I'll tell you that.
Thanks, Lizzie!

Thu, December 29th, 2022 7:17pm

Amy F. Turner

Delightful, naughty fun from the queen of poems both big and small! :)

Mon, January 9th, 2023 10:03pm


Thank you, Amy! I hope you had a great holiday!

Mon, January 9th, 2023 6:58pm


Damn, this is so good. And I used to think poetry is boring. :))) I'm definitely a fan now. I hope you have more coming. :)

Wed, January 18th, 2023 10:50am


Thank you, Vlad! I like to poetry differently. This is kind of slapstick, though. Thanks for reading!

Wed, January 18th, 2023 5:51pm

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