The Third Date

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Status: In Progress  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksiesilk Classic Group

This story is about two people, John and Maria who are both getting ready to go out on their third date.
And as the custom goes,, the third date is usually the "sex date".
In this story, we will be reading two conversations. One with John and his penis, and Maria with her vagina as they both get ready for what they hope for will be a pleasant evening.

Table of Contents

Chapter 1

John: "What do you think about this jacket?" Penis: "Really...a sports coat with leather patches on the elbows. Do you want her to th... Read Chapter

Chapter 2

Penis: "So, where are we taking Maria and her pussy?" John: "I'm taking them to the Olive Garden. I got this coupon off an app..." ... Read Chapter

Chapter 3

Vagina: "Now listen, go easy on the booze. Let's not get sloppy." Maria: "What do you mean, "go easy"? I know how to handle my alcoho... Read Chapter

Chapter 4

John: "Ok, we're here. Don't do anything to embarrass us." Penis: "Don't worry. You'll find a way to fuck it up." John: "Let's wo... Read Chapter

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Recent Comments

Janus

Fun writing. Loved the format and the raunchy conversations with both his and her privates.

Sat, December 10th, 2022 8:26pm

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Sometimes out sex organs and the rest of our body don't work in unison, mostly the brain. Need to have a game plan before you score. Thanks for reading.

Sat, December 10th, 2022 1:15pm

Nite-Owl

Oh my, I couldn't stop giggling over here. John's penis really rides John's case , hard ; D

Tue, December 13th, 2022 1:30am

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He's a hard penis to deal with sometimes. P.S. If you like fairy tales, I forgot about my story about Goldilocks and the 3 bears.

Tue, December 13th, 2022 12:33am

willnorman

This was cute and original, I liked it.

Fri, December 23rd, 2022 4:17pm

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Thanks for reading. Story was based on true experience.

Fri, December 23rd, 2022 9:23am

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