He came by to see
If his last turkey was for me
A sales pitch at first
Then his pants nearly burst
When I answered the door in my negligee
The white sheer gown
Invited him to my town
As his eyes drove over my landscape
He nearly drooled
As I felt up his tool
While he showed me the birds pricing scale
I tossed the brochure
And he looked so demure
But moaned as I unzipped his beast
I went to my knees aiming to please
As I took in his succulent feast
I sucked him inside and he went on his side
As he slid into my waiting recliner
Never missing a beat
I gobbled his meat
Until his sweet gravy spewed forth
And as it turned out,
my Turkey was about
The cheapest thing on my Thanksgiving menu
Submitted: November 21, 2022
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I hope there was some leftovers for
"stuffing" afterwards.
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Oh yes! Tasted and basted!
Mon, November 21st, 2022 6:24pm
Tasty menu, happy bird, love to hear you share the word;
Eat your heart out, fan your flames, Thanksgiving's fun with all your games!
You're the girl we'd love to meet; Since you are one who loves out meat!
Camping in your campsite's fire, would, I'm sure inflame desire...
Holiday or normal fare, Turkey, Ham, or Sausage rare:
You, my friend, make hungry new.
I must quit, 'fore balls get blue!!!
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Oh baby, I could fix those blue balls with a lil' tongue bath...!
Mon, November 28th, 2022 1:15am
Supposed to say "Our meat"
Tue, November 22nd, 2022 4:15am
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Thanks for the festive poem SG!
Happy holidays! I hope your yule log gets licked!
My goodness you know how to celebrate - really giving it out there, girl! Love it!
Tue, November 22nd, 2022 10:09pm
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Hope you got the drumstick this turkeyday sweetie!
Mon, November 28th, 2022 1:13am
Hilarious! Great for the Holidays too!
Those door-to-door salesmen are the best.
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He thought he could suck me in,
Obviously I turned tge proverbial
Tables on him...lol.????
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willnorman
This was so cute! And erotic, naturally, but funny and appropriately timed. I love your sense of humor, and of course anything oral adds to the fun.
Mon, November 21st, 2022 2:00pmAuthor
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Glad you liked it Will!
Mon, November 21st, 2022 6:23pm