Thanksgiving Head

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Status: In Progress  |  Genre: General Erotica  |  House: Booksiesilk Classic Group

Sucking in the turkey baster

He came by to see

If his last turkey was for me

A sales pitch at first

Then his pants nearly burst

When I answered the door in my negligee

The white sheer gown

Invited him to my town

As his eyes drove over my landscape 

He nearly drooled

As I felt up his tool

While he showed me the birds pricing scale

I tossed the brochure 

And he looked so demure 

But moaned as I unzipped his beast

I went to my knees aiming to please

As I took in his succulent feast

I sucked him inside and he went on his side

As he slid into my waiting recliner

Never missing a beat

I gobbled his meat

Until his sweet gravy spewed forth

And as it turned out,

my Turkey was about

The cheapest thing on my Thanksgiving menu


Submitted: November 21, 2022

© Copyright 2023 Loretta Martin. All rights reserved.

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This was so cute! And erotic, naturally, but funny and appropriately timed. I love your sense of humor, and of course anything oral adds to the fun.

Mon, November 21st, 2022 2:00pm


Glad you liked it Will!

Mon, November 21st, 2022 6:23pm

Dick Wood

I hope there was some leftovers for
"stuffing" afterwards.

Mon, November 21st, 2022 6:55pm


Oh yes! Tasted and basted!

Mon, November 21st, 2022 6:24pm


Tasty menu, happy bird, love to hear you share the word;
Eat your heart out, fan your flames, Thanksgiving's fun with all your games!
You're the girl we'd love to meet; Since you are one who loves out meat!
Camping in your campsite's fire, would, I'm sure inflame desire...
Holiday or normal fare, Turkey, Ham, or Sausage rare:
You, my friend, make hungry new.
I must quit, 'fore balls get blue!!!

Tue, November 22nd, 2022 4:14am


Oh baby, I could fix those blue balls with a lil' tongue bath...!

Mon, November 28th, 2022 1:15am


Supposed to say "Our meat"

Tue, November 22nd, 2022 4:15am


Thanks for the festive poem SG!
Happy holidays! I hope your yule log gets licked!

Mon, November 28th, 2022 1:17am

Ailsa McNair

My goodness you know how to celebrate - really giving it out there, girl! Love it!

Tue, November 22nd, 2022 10:09pm


Hope you got the drumstick this turkeyday sweetie!

Mon, November 28th, 2022 1:13am


Hilarious! Great for the Holidays too!
Those door-to-door salesmen are the best.

Wed, December 14th, 2022 4:37am


He thought he could suck me in,
Obviously I turned tge proverbial
Tables on

Sun, December 18th, 2022 5:02am

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