Unglued

You're my type of crazy; My type of mad,

Who loves to misbehave; Enjoys being bad,

Of unsounded mind; Bats in the belfry,

Out of one's tree; Unbalanced at times,

Round the bend; A little moonstruck,

With that potty mouth; Seem somewhat touched,

Nutty as fuck; Batty and crazed,

In the moment of passion; Your personality just changes,

From a pretty sexy thang; To unhinged in every way,

The reaction from your body; To the things that you say,

But know what they say; This I do believe,

Nothing soaks the sheets; Like a woman whose screws are loose..