Ticket to Ride

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Status: In Progress  |  Genre: Poetry  |  House: Booksiesilk Classic Group

Another grocery store run..

Somehow, every Thursday

it’s always the same,

my husband in the corner

screaming my name,

tied up in a chair, pathetic and nude. 

He’s soft,

and he’s small. 

I’m wet,

and I’m crude.

 

Black stallion from the precinct

in a pressed uniform

unzipping and ripping

the clothes that I’ve worn

on my way to the grocery,

now my ice cream is soup.

 

He pulls off his belt,

slips my neck through the loop,

bends me over the table,

spreads my legs with a kick,

splits my pretty pink pussy

with his milk chocolate dick.

 

“I’m so sorry, Mr. Officer,  

for speeding through town.”

He just  tightens his belt

till I can’t make a sound.

All I hear is the smack

of his balls on my clit.

I’m gasping for air,

and my flailing has quit.

 

“I’ll teach you a lesson

if it’s the last thing I do.”

The room’s going dark.

He’s stirring my stew.

 

He’s pinching the berries

on the peaks of my breasts.

He’s scrambling my eggs

while he peppers my nest

with a spatter of gravy.

It’s white and it’s hot.

 

He dumps his whole

load in my credit card slot.

 

With a tap on the window

I’m nudged wide awake.

Just slow it down ma’am.

and I’ll give you a break.

 

 

 


Submitted: August 21, 2022

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Amy F. Turner

The best sort of pullovers I've ever had when going a little too fast and some yummy officer simply tells me to slow down next time and sends me on my way. Gives me fuel to play cops and robbers when I get home :P Lovely fantasy, well-written and fun and sexy as always, girlie.

Sun, August 21st, 2022 7:15am

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Men in uniform, right, Amy? MMMMM....
Thanks for reading this, girl. You're the best!

Sun, August 21st, 2022 11:11am

sweet lemon

I laughed all the way through this majestic ride to sexual hell.
With a twist in the tail of course

Sun, August 21st, 2022 10:09am

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You need to get rid of that ridiculous job of yours and join the force, Lemon Juice. You'd look so fucking hot in a uniform, and you'd stop getting your feet wet. Of course, if I'm driving through your neighborhood, you'll need a change of underwear in your glove compartment. Can I play with your lights and siren?

Sun, August 21st, 2022 11:16am

samnash

I probably won't give you a break...
CREDIT CARD SLOT?!?!? That's a new one.
Now every time I go to the bank ill be getting a hard on... I hate you

Sun, August 21st, 2022 5:51pm

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I'm not at the bank, Sam. I'm at the grocery. Now, give me your PLATINUM... and keep in mind that my slot can be a little finicky. So, you may have to slide it in over and over.

Sun, August 21st, 2022 11:09am

willnorman

This is delicious and fun, and loved the clever ending. Personally, I consider any uniformed female as hot, so I presume women feel the same way about a guy so dressed.
If I dig out my US Postman's uniform, would you take a special delivery from me? I can lick your stamps and stuff your envelope for ya?

Sun, August 21st, 2022 6:31pm

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Bring your package over here, baby..

Sun, August 21st, 2022 1:07pm

Dick Wood

I knew this wasn't The Beatles "Ticket To Ride".

Sun, August 21st, 2022 8:40pm

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LOL. No it’s not, but I kind of stole the title from them.

Sun, August 21st, 2022 4:21pm

sweet lemon

lol!
Kitty, I already wear a yellow and orange hi - vis uniform.



Mon, August 22nd, 2022 12:04am

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I prefer a badge to go with your gun, lemon squeeze!

Mon, August 22nd, 2022 6:10pm

Nite-Owl

Damn girl, all that from being pulled over?
Awesome poem girlie : )

Mon, August 22nd, 2022 1:21am

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Thanks, Nite! Well, as it turned out, it was just a daydream..
or maybe not.

I'm so glad you liked it!

Mon, August 22nd, 2022 6:09pm

IceBreaker

Lol holy shit this was awesome. Not usually a poem reader but something told me to click on this and I was not disappointed. Great job!

Mon, August 22nd, 2022 9:57pm

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I'm glad you liked it, girl! Thanks for telling me!

Mon, August 22nd, 2022 6:07pm

Spyguy

Splattering some gravy into your creamy mashed potatoes sounds like the best kind of buffet in the world to me!!! Of course a main course of my meat is needed for you to get your protein Dear! You wanting me is heavy-weight of Heaven on my mind! That feast will be a delicious smorgasbord to my mind!!!

Tue, August 23rd, 2022 7:50am

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Oh Spy, I know you’re just loaded with protein, and I’m going low carb - so bring it! I’ve got the sweetest pie for your desert.

Tue, August 23rd, 2022 10:29am

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