Somehow, every Thursday
it’s always the same,
my husband in the corner
screaming my name,
tied up in a chair, pathetic and nude.
He’s soft,
and he’s small.
I’m wet,
and I’m crude.
Black stallion from the precinct
in a pressed uniform
unzipping and ripping
the clothes that I’ve worn
on my way to the grocery,
now my ice cream is soup.
He pulls off his belt,
slips my neck through the loop,
bends me over the table,
spreads my legs with a kick,
splits my pretty pink pussy
with his milk chocolate dick.
“I’m so sorry, Mr. Officer,
for speeding through town.”
He just tightens his belt
till I can’t make a sound.
All I hear is the smack
of his balls on my clit.
I’m gasping for air,
and my flailing has quit.
“I’ll teach you a lesson
if it’s the last thing I do.”
The room’s going dark.
He’s stirring my stew.
He’s pinching the berries
on the peaks of my breasts.
He’s scrambling my eggs
while he peppers my nest
with a spatter of gravy.
It’s white and it’s hot.
He dumps his whole
load in my credit card slot.
With a tap on the window
I’m nudged wide awake.
Just slow it down ma’am.
and I’ll give you a break.
Submitted: August 21, 2022
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I laughed all the way through this majestic ride to sexual hell.
With a twist in the tail of course
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You need to get rid of that ridiculous job of yours and join the force, Lemon Juice. You'd look so fucking hot in a uniform, and you'd stop getting your feet wet. Of course, if I'm driving through your neighborhood, you'll need a change of underwear in your glove compartment. Can I play with your lights and siren?
Sun, August 21st, 2022 11:16am
I probably won't give you a break...
CREDIT CARD SLOT?!?!? That's a new one.
Now every time I go to the bank ill be getting a hard on... I hate you
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I'm not at the bank, Sam. I'm at the grocery. Now, give me your PLATINUM... and keep in mind that my slot can be a little finicky. So, you may have to slide it in over and over.
Sun, August 21st, 2022 11:09am
This is delicious and fun, and loved the clever ending. Personally, I consider any uniformed female as hot, so I presume women feel the same way about a guy so dressed.
If I dig out my US Postman's uniform, would you take a special delivery from me? I can lick your stamps and stuff your envelope for ya?
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Bring your package over here, baby..
Sun, August 21st, 2022 1:07pm
I knew this wasn't The Beatles "Ticket To Ride".
Sun, August 21st, 2022 8:40pm
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LOL. No it’s not, but I kind of stole the title from them.
Sun, August 21st, 2022 4:21pm
lol!
Kitty, I already wear a yellow and orange hi - vis uniform.
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I prefer a badge to go with your gun, lemon squeeze!
Mon, August 22nd, 2022 6:10pm
Damn girl, all that from being pulled over?
Awesome poem girlie : )
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Thanks, Nite! Well, as it turned out, it was just a daydream..
or maybe not.
I'm so glad you liked it!
Lol holy shit this was awesome. Not usually a poem reader but something told me to click on this and I was not disappointed. Great job!
Mon, August 22nd, 2022 9:57pm
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I'm glad you liked it, girl! Thanks for telling me!
Mon, August 22nd, 2022 6:07pm
Splattering some gravy into your creamy mashed potatoes sounds like the best kind of buffet in the world to me!!! Of course a main course of my meat is needed for you to get your protein Dear! You wanting me is heavy-weight of Heaven on my mind! That feast will be a delicious smorgasbord to my mind!!!
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Oh Spy, I know you’re just loaded with protein, and I’m going low carb - so bring it! I’ve got the sweetest pie for your desert.
Tue, August 23rd, 2022 10:29am
You cooked up a "culinary gem" of a poem here, Kitten, with all those succulent food references. In GB we have the Grear British Bake Off and MasterChef - I love the way you cultivated your own version:
- the Great American Fuck Off and Ooh, Faster Chef!
Keep getting pulled over, girl!
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I'm always causing trouble and cooking something up! You know that.
Now, what are you going to do with those handcuffs?
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Amy F. Turner
The best sort of pullovers I've ever had when going a little too fast and some yummy officer simply tells me to slow down next time and sends me on my way. Gives me fuel to play cops and robbers when I get home :P Lovely fantasy, well-written and fun and sexy as always, girlie.
Sun, August 21st, 2022 7:15amAuthor
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Men in uniform, right, Amy? MMMMM....
Sun, August 21st, 2022 11:11amThanks for reading this, girl. You're the best!