My friend, Paul is a "picker",
Yep, he likes to pick his nose.
It doesn't embarrass him at all,
He picks it wherever he goes.
He's a right handed picker,
But keeps Sani wipes nearby,
He can be ambidextrious,
So the left finger will be dry.
Paul has a pretty girlfriend,
But he doesn't pick in front of her,
He uses his clean fingers,
To make her pussy purr.
When people ask why he does it,
He answers those curious tongues,
"If you don't get it all out of there,
It goes to your stomach or lungs."
He doesn't care if it disgusts people,
He must have balls of brass,
But you have to give him some credit;
At least he doesn't pick his ass.
Submitted: July 31, 2022
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call me to your office
Sun, July 31st, 2022 5:10pm
He probably leaves that to his pretty girlfriend...
Tue, August 2nd, 2022 8:37pm
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LOL thanks for reading!
Wed, August 3rd, 2022 5:49am
When I was young It was male friends passing wind out of their bum.
It was sorta socially acceptable for the guys who did it.
Catchy poem
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Isn't it funny how trends change over time? Thanks for reading!
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Thoughtful and philosophical piece, Will.
Sun, July 31st, 2022 4:57pmWell, it's time for lunch...
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You're hilarious.
Sun, July 31st, 2022 10:06amI just posted chapter one of a new story, something different for me and a challenge. Check it out and tell me if it has promise.
I'm waiting for you to post something new and nasty to take me through my lonely nights, your dampness.