Her Revenge, Version 2

Lana called her boyfriend. “Hey, Honey. Will you pick me up about a half an hour early tonight?”

“Sure. What's up?”

“I need to make a quick stop.”

“No problem!”

When she was in the car, he asked, “Which way?”

“Head for the restaurant. I want to stop at my dad's place. I found out a former boyfriend cheated on me nearly every week we were together. He's working for the FCC chasing down illegal radio signals. My dad has an old ham radio he's letting me use to screw with him and I really want to make him crazy.”

A few moments later she was sitting in front of he radio. She turned it on and the tubes glowed. With the microphone in hand, she said said to her boyfriend, “Time me, Honey.” She continued, “KTWT is on on the air. That's right, folks. K-TWAT is here. The only station that can answer your questions about pussy and how to get it. Just give us a call at 1-800-bite-me- cliff, 24 hours a day.”