I stand and press my pleated skirt
And then I press my starched white shirt
A suit to fulfill my obligation
Which is corporate subjugation
To wrangle words with judicial pen
Is a mother fucking institutional sin
My job is simple, risk assessment
But it's just a 9 to 5 confinement
In towers, I stalk the private loo
Giving headjobs, sex for two
Then standing at a slide show
Hoping my soiled shirt doesn't show
An unhealthy addiction for a nation
In a red can that is my contemplation
If they read this, I'll be sacked
What's the worst? my life is hacked
I've come to one very sad conclusion
That Every job is a fucked up illusion
It would be better to be a literal Whore
Than to languish at this company store
Sadly I am a Whore for Coke
A corporation that is a joke
Submitted: April 09, 2022
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They should feel lucky to have you!
Sat, April 9th, 2022 7:51pm
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Thanks SG,
I keep thinking that too, especially when I blow one of these
entitled Bastards, because their trophy wives refuse to
touch them. Corporate America sucks....
and not in a good way like I do.
Got them post vacation blues...
As Monday looms ever closer...
Working for a corporation should never be a situation where a woman is treated, or feels, like a whore... If that is what you are dealing with then somebody in a position of power is definitely the type who should be jailed, or if not, eliminated!
Sun, April 10th, 2022 6:46am
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You got it all on wrong babe, they're my groveling cucks!
I own those bitches, but the tedium is never ending.
If anyone is abusing the staff it's me!
I tease them mercilessly, and whip and humiliate
them after hours...they're my willing sex slaves.
I am a whore, only in the sense that
I am peddling a product I don't believe in.
The pay and amenities are stellar,
Those horny twats will all have gifts for me
the minute I walk in, probably an expensive lunch too!
I can't complain, got to spend a glorious week with Loretta,
and 3 weeks in Cabo!
I'm just bitching because my much needed
One month holiday is over...fuck....tomorrow's
Monday....Love ya SG!
There are no good jobs.
We all work for money.
You have written a home truth
Cell phone porn keeps everyone
Horny at the office
Nicely written poem
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Thanks Sweet Lemon,
Just dreading the fake hellos tomorrow. ..ugh.
Just to be clear, when I say "Coke Whore" I'm referring to the corporation that rhymes with "Poke -a- Hole-a" not "cocaine"
Sun, April 10th, 2022 9:47pm
That is deep… but I do have an objection about your definition of a whore.
Tue, April 12th, 2022 10:17pm
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Like Michelangelo said,
"We are all Harlots at the doorsteps of the mighty."
Maybe try Pepsi?
Tue, April 12th, 2022 11:37pm
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Ha ha Ha!
So funny Dicky!
When I saw the title, I was thinking a different kind of coke. Glad I looked at the comments. Now I have a whole new perspective about soda.
Risk Management, ehh? Now that’s an interesting department to turn into a pack of cucks.
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Glad I could clarify.
Now that soft drinks are becoming an unhealthy trend,
The third world is being inundated by sales...
As for the cucks,
You have no idea how square these pegs are!
Thanks Dampy!
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Sat, April 9th, 2022 5:55pmYou should quit and be a pornstar instead..
There, I said it....
Sorry you're shackled to those shitbags.
Love you Sweetie!
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I should be happy to on have a good job, but these fuckers are ruthless.
Sat, April 9th, 2022 5:15pmLove ya Doll face!