frosty the crackhead

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Status: In Progress  |  Genre: Humor  |  House: Booksiesilk Classic Group

a modern take on an old classic

Frosty the crackhead
Was a fairy so they say
So he'd suck some cock 
Just to buy a rock
Then he'd slowly melt away
There must have been some cocaine 
In that old hard dick he sucked,
For when he placed it in his mouth
He became a fucking cuck
Oh Frosty the crackhead
Was a fairy so they say
Though He said he's bi, 
but I think he'd lie
He's a faggot all the way
There must have been some crack juice
In that old hard cock he'd sucked,
For when he finished off the slop
He had the urge to fuck
Oh Frosty the crackhead
Had to hurry on his way
Though he had to lie,
And say he's bi
He's 100% gay!


Submitted: January 09, 2022

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Loretta Martin

Oh my God! So funny! I did my funny one too, so go read it and tell me what you think A.
Love you Sugar!

Sun, January 9th, 2022 11:28pm


Eve was Framed! A classic Retta! This is one of my faves!
I know we said let's do a funny one and share it, but yours is the best!
You win you gorgeous minx!
I just wrote another about forceful men YUMZ tell me what you think?
Kisses A.

Mon, January 10th, 2022 9:12pm


Oh, that's really cute. I knew there was something weird about that dude...looks like a lady.

You'd think if a guy got sucked my a snow man, he'd shrivel up...

Mon, January 10th, 2022 3:40am


Maybe he wasn't a snowman...just a really roundish white dude!

Mon, January 10th, 2022 9:08pm

Dick Wood

This was a pissed. Always thought Frosty was asexual. But yeah, could see him sucking and taking it up his snowy ass for his Columbian snow.

Tue, January 11th, 2022 12:00am


Frosty is a blower!

Mon, January 10th, 2022 9:07pm


I like the design writing, I have a few of those two! (Not easy though!)

Thu, February 10th, 2022 10:38am


Just decided to write something silly after talking to Retta, she inspired me when she reminded me of the time a crackhead tried to wash my windows one day while we were driving to lunch. He had white lips, and Retta called him frosty the crackhead! True story!

Thu, February 10th, 2022 4:41am


This was clever and hilarious! You're just having waaaay to much fun at this.

Mon, May 30th, 2022 3:38pm


That was a challenge from the drop dead Gorgeous Loretta Martin, she is so much fucking fun!

Sun, January 1st, 2023 10:01am

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