frosty the crackhead

Poem by: Wonder Woman

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a modern take on an old classic

Frosty the crackhead

Was a fairy so they say

So he'd suck some cock

Just to buy a rock

Then he'd slowly melt away

There must have been some cocaine

In that old hard dick he sucked,

For when he placed it in his mouth

He became a fucking cuck

Oh Frosty the crackhead

Was a fairy so they say

Though He said he's bi,

but I think he'd lie

He's a faggot all the way

There must have been some crack juice

In that old hard cock he'd sucked,

For when he finished off the slop

He had the urge to fuck

Oh Frosty the crackhead

Had to hurry on his way

Though he had to lie,

And say he's bi

He's 100% gay!

Submitted: January 09, 2022

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Loretta Martin

Oh my God! So funny! I did my funny one too, so go read it and tell me what you think A.
Love you Sugar!

Sun, January 9th, 2022 11:28pm

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Eve was Framed! A classic Retta! This is one of my faves!
I know we said let's do a funny one and share it, but yours is the best!
You win you gorgeous minx!
I just wrote another about forceful men YUMZ tell me what you think?
Kisses A.

Mon, January 10th, 2022 9:12pm

DampKitten

Oh, that's really cute. I knew there was something weird about that dude...looks like a lady.

You'd think if a guy got sucked my a snow man, he'd shrivel up...

Mon, January 10th, 2022 3:40am

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Maybe he wasn't a snowman...just a really roundish white dude!

Mon, January 10th, 2022 9:08pm