Screwed Up Christmas

I saw daddy kissing Santa Claus underneath the miseltoe.

Then get on his knees for a blow.

Now I wear a dress. 

I use to be called Les.

Now I go by the name Tess.

Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer.

Got his nose red by sticking it in other reindeers rears.

Rimming a reindeer while being fucked by another.

Rudolph was a big time bugger.

Frosty the Snowman with his carrot for a nose.

With that carrot, place it lower, stick it up some woman's pantyhose.

Back and forth, fuck and hump, fuck and hump.

And spew snow into her cunt.

12 Days of Christmas was meant for an orgy of drinking and fucking.

Eating, gorging, licking, sucking.

Straight, gay, threesomes, moresomes.

Shoot that cum in mouth, pussy or bum.

Jingle Bells was really meant to be Jingle Balls.

Getting a blowjob as you deck the halls.

With you warm cum all over the walls.

As she grabs you by your Jingle Balls.