Santa's been bad,
That naughty old lad.
He promised a pole
For my wanton hole,
But instead brought it limp
Like a half boiled shrimp.
It time to bend over
For a disappointed lover,
So take a good spanking,
And then begin wanking.
For you must get it up,
My legs in stirrups,
Anxiously waiting,
My cuckoldly baiting
Your cane a thrusting,
On you I am trusting.
Come on you old fool,
It's no time for school,
Give me the dick,
Or I'll make you sick,
Make it hard as a rock,
Or I'll make you suck cock,
Until you get weary,
You half hardened fairy.
Submitted: December 24, 2021
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Not my fault!!!
Sat, December 25th, 2021 2:42pm
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Nobody's blaming you stud!
Sat, December 25th, 2021 3:18pm
Long term relationship sex I dare say. lol!
Have sex with a father christmas who is someone else's partner.
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Mrs. Claus can keep that tiny dicked prick!
Sat, December 25th, 2021 3:21pm
Poor Santa How old is that dude, anyway? Put some Viagra in his cookies and milk.
Sun, December 26th, 2021 4:29am
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Thats a great idea!
I'm not sure how old he is, but he's older than my grandma, and she farts dust...
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All that fat around his belly cut off the blood to his dick. Maybe two or three elves to make up for it.
Sat, December 25th, 2021 1:51pmAuthor
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I will settle for a bull Reindeer at this point...lol
Sat, December 25th, 2021 3:20pm