What "Laying Eggs" Means To Me, And My Widdle Dick

What "Laying Eggs" Means To Me, And My Widdle Dick

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I want to lay an egg so bad

That it's all my dick can think about

Visions

__like day dreams

Of going IN

__and OUT

____of an egg

______with my small dick

________cross my mind, all day

As if there was nothing wrong with that

Today is the day

That I go buy a carton of eggs

And lay them all

One by one

Fucking them

__ever so nicely

____with my feverish dick

I will take my crazy dick to the market

To pick out thee eggs

__that he wants to get laid with

And when he meets the right ones

__it will be like "magic!"

Sparks will fly

And Mr. Pee Pee will be in love

Oh, if only it would be so simple

__and easy

____for me to find love

But women are not eggs

They have eggs

But they are not eggs

I know in my heart

That I will never be with somebody ever again

People lie to me and say I will

But they're lying

They know I never will

But this isn't about me

This is about me wanting to lay an egg

And fuck it so vigorously!

No one knows why my pee pee gets SO hard

But I do

"He wants to fuck an egg"

Plain and simple

Mr. Pee Pee finds pleasure

__in doing so

Eggs are like hos to him

And since I can't pull any hos

That's where my dick will go

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12-18-'21

D. L. Cannon