Rudolph the useless Cuckold

Rudolph  the useless Cuckold

Had a very tiny dick

And if you ever saw it

You would make such fun of it.

All of the other cuckolds

Used to laugh and call him names,

They never let poor Rudolph 

Suck on any of their wanks.

Then one horny XXXmas eve,

Madame came to say,

Rudolph with your cock that way, 

Maybe you should just be gay.

Then how the poofters loved him,

As they mounted him each day,

Rudolph your big red asshole

Is the place we're going to stay!