Song: For All the Hot, Fabulous Honeys, Formerly Labeled As Fat

17 Sep 2021 - Song: For All the Hot, Fabulous Honeys, Formerly Labeled As Fat

I’m not in to anorexic.
I’m not into scarecrow skinny.
Save me Lord from size two pelvic
low-caloric intake ninnies.

Throw me some shadow!
Strong, sturdy oak trees!
Maples are rainbows!
Willows just prick-tease!

Never was a jockstrap jackass
high school locker rooms were breeding,
drawn to ballerina high class
tilt-nose types way short on feedings.

Throw me some shadow!
Strong, sturdy oak trees!
Maples are rainbows!
Willows just prick-tease!

I’ve got two hands made for squeezin’!
Don’t make me hunt you in the dark!
“Family-sized” is twice the pleasin’,
I need more room to park my heart!

Throw me some shadow!
Strong, sturdy oak trees!
Maples are rainbows!
Willows just prick-tease!

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