COVID Crazy - Poems
Book by: Gavin A. Momstretcher
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Table of Contents
05 Jan 2021 - Blues: Feather Duster
Shake yor featha dusta, darlin’,
shake it just for me.
Shake it in the mornin’ as I
str... Read Chapter
16 Jan 2021 - Sonnet
The pop-up ad said they could treat me right,
that horny housewives craved my cock this night,
and I was jus... Read Chapter
23 Jan 2021 - Quarantine Happy-Dance
When I shake my half-erection
in your general direction,
will you bare for my inspecti... Read Chapter
01 Feb 2021 - Haiku
What would you wish for?
I’d just love to somehow have
my old teen cock back!
~
... Read Chapter
05 Feb 2021 - Grocery Store Parking
I stared at a woman stomping by
whose jeans were kinda tight,
and her high heels hammered asp... Read Chapter
06 Feb 2021 - Song: Bethany
Her name was Bethany, I guess?
I wonder what she told the rest.
Big horn-rimmed glasses, long brown h... Read Chapter
08 Feb 2021 - Headboard Beat
Wet dream, dry dream, dreamin’ life away.
Sun screen, moonbeam, screamin’ for a lay!
Whipped cre... Read Chapter
Sonnet: to sing of ladies sitting on one's face
12 Feb 2021 - Sonnet
Unspeakably degenerate disgrace -
at least that’s what they tell me nowadays -
to sing of ladies sitting o... Read Chapter
from a wall in ancient atlantis
12 Feb 2021 - from a Wall in Ancient Atlantis
You can shake it,
you can break it,
you can beat it against a wall -
but ‘til i... Read Chapter
21 Feb 2021 - Haiku
I keep my secrets
shaved for sun and moon to kiss
at my unveiling.
~
... Read Chapter
21 Feb 2021 - Haiku
Too long I wasted
wakeful wonder quizzing fate:
“what’s up these school skirts?”
~
... Read Chapter
21 Feb 2021 - Song: Pretty Please
Ya told me you stopped wearin’ underwear
the day you shaved off all your pubic hair!
Ya say t... Read Chapter
22 Feb 2021 - Sext
(for Carlos Danger)
When Adam texted Eve his new found schlong,
shit-sure she was that’s no damn donk... Read Chapter
24 Feb 2021 - Ass-Man: A Call & Response
Ass-man, ass-man, what of the night?
Well, her skirt is short, and her tush looks tight!
... Read Chapter
Villanelle: almost outta cream
25 Feb 2021 - Villanelle
The heart is willing, but the will is lean!
We’re talkin’ Braut Wurst! Boys who beat their meat!
Lay... Read Chapter
Sonnet; the nudist's late Winter meditation
26 Feb 2021 - The Nudist’s Late Winter Meditation
(a Sonnet after the style of Petrarch)
This stalk and cluster need a clo... Read Chapter
26 Feb 2021 - At the Fireman’s Ball
Astride him like a lass of noble birth,
as much at home in saddle as upon
her back, her for... Read Chapter
28 Feb 2021 - Tanka
Her pubic hair shade
doesn’t match what’s on her head -
another wonder
conjured by our modern age,
I ... Read Chapter
28 Feb 2021 - housewives
you keep the clear cut
clean cadaver jack-knifed thighs,
I’ll take your housewives -
sagging tits an... Read Chapter
01 Mar 2021 - Need
Religion tells me what I do is sin.
My body begs me do it once again,
with pretty strangers or with long-time ... Read Chapter
03 Mar 2021 - Mister Happy’s Dance
In the dick flash night
when you’re heat’s at its height,
and a gentle breeze
gotcha f... Read Chapter
07 Mar 2021 - The Ballad of Lingam and Yoni
Lingam laughs and Lingam weeps,
Yoni hides all Lingam seeks.
Lingam knocks at Yoni’... Read Chapter
07 Mar 2021 - Sonnet
My brand-new shaver showed up in the mail,
from Amazon - a store I’ve funded well -
specifically designed ... Read Chapter
Villanelle: There's still space on my face for you!
08 Mar 2021 - Villanelle
Some call it disgraceful, it’s true -
but they haven’t seen what you’re hiding!
There’s still sp... Read Chapter
08 Mar 2021 - Springtime Urges
I’d like to yank your panties down
and leave them lying on the ground
for some damn squirrel to ... Read Chapter
Date Night: A Sonnet for a Younger Self
09 Mar 2021 - Date Nite
(a Sonnet for a younger self)
What you discovered when you met for lunch
was that her bra and pant... Read Chapter
10 Mar 2021 - Song: Rocket in My Pocket
Ur-anus is a planet
that’s spinnin’ out in space,
but since I met sweet Janet
I wan... Read Chapter
10 Mar 2021 - Market Timing
Always too young, back when I was much younger,
now I’m too old for the milf’s and the youngsters.
... Read Chapter
12 Mar 2021 - Strike!
Strike while the twat is hott, mein Gott,
her coochie’s closing soon, you’re her
last customer and you ... Read Chapter
14 Mar 2021 - Dogsong
If you pound me from behind until my hearing aids pop out,
sink it in - up to the hilt - until my front-end s... Read Chapter
15 Mar 2021 - What Can’t Be Said
My boner heart gets harder to disguise!
I’m staring at your funny mouth, your eyes -
topolog... Read Chapter
18 Mar 2021 - dutch
Saint Paddy’s Day, her flimsy thong is green.
The outline’s clear, tho’ technically unseen,
and what st... Read Chapter
18 Mar 2021 - The Nudist Testifies
Gender-reveal time, straight up two AM.
Out the back door, back porch, up the driveway.
No moo... Read Chapter
20 Mar 2021 - Fire
Can it be counted - all the cum you’ve tossed
since adolescence - every cup full lost,
your soul so an... Read Chapter
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