Deadeye Dick

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Status: In Progress  |  Genre: General Erotica  |  House: Booksiesilk Classic Group

A somewhat exaggerated biographical account of the pickles in which I landed myself after turning eighteen.

Table of Contents

The Dark Goddess

I stared at the latest instagram selfie of the dark goddess and let out a low groan.  She stood there in all her glory: heavy breast... Read Chapter

Virgins, Virgins, Everywhere

  For the next six days, I had a near panic attack every time my mother’s phone rang, certain that Mrs. Fischer had woken up a... Read Chapter

Rockin' The Nerd Girl

    (Disclaimer: Though the events are set mostly during the last year of high school, all sexual encounters take place... Read Chapter

Pete The Pink Monster

27 suicides!  That’s how many suicides I had to run after being late to practice - the length of the field, not the width.  T... Read Chapter

Nickie Takes a Mulligan

As the initial frenzy of lust faded and our relationship settled into the more steady burn of simmering lust, Nickie and I trie... Read Chapter

For a moment everything was perfect ... and then it was all blown to hell

They say that after you lose your virginity, the whole world looks different, vibrant, more alive, that there’s a new found c... Read Chapter

Tell Me The Odds

Imagine the feeling of making a mistake, doing something that you felt in the moment to be rather innocuous, maybe dumb or irresponsible,... Read Chapter

A Slut, A Scheme, and A Special Invitation

Twenty minutes later we’d finished lunch and moved to a little reading room at the back of the Library.  It wa... Read Chapter

Deadeye Dick

Title Chapter - How I got my terrible nickname.
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Vote for Deadeye

My parents blessed me that Monday with the gift of my mom’s used Prius.  It kind of took my breath away.  No longer would I h... Read Chapter

Shopping Is Fun

I slapped the “‘Cool Prius’ - said no one ever” bumper sticker on the back of my car. Nickie laughed, “Are you ke... Read Chapter

"Stars Upon Thars"

I set my tray down at the table across from Brenda the next day.  She was looking particularly snooty with her perfect mak... Read Chapter

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Recent Comments


Luv it. And the picture as well, nice touch. Xxx

Wed, July 21st, 2021 10:09pm


Thank you ;)

Wed, July 21st, 2021 3:49pm


Hmmm....Ethan is really digging a hole for himself. The likely hood of pregnancy is slim but still its possible, just barely.
Great writing, very imaginative. Nice drawing too!

Thu, July 22nd, 2021 2:40pm


Thank you Trixie. Yeah, it could get ugly ...

Thu, July 22nd, 2021 9:31am


You're a gifted writer - professional grade - to go along with your Grade A Sausage. (I'm sure that's what it rates - you have that certificate framed at the head of your bed, right?)

Love this story. The runaway girlfriend is a nice touch, establishing a foundation for your piece. Ethan is a high school hunk and Nickie is out of her league, but friends are friends. All this is contributing greatly to character development, particularly Ethan's. Your chapter is really well developed, and the subject matter is always of interest...the young boy falling for the MILF next door. Plus, this migraine scenario is imaginative and erotic as hell. As crazy as the final 'climactic' moment may seem, my suspension of disbelief easily accommodates the drama. Good writing.

Love your drawings, Ethan. Definitely add something to your already excellent literary acumen. Good to have you back, too!

Sun, July 25th, 2021 11:12pm


Thank you Kitten! And thank you for your comment. I aim to please. Love your Avatar, btw. It's very good to hear from you again.

Mon, July 26th, 2021 9:04am

Amy F. Turner

So the best way to get over someone is to get under someone else yet never in a million would I have conceived such a scenario of soothing a broken heart, but the relief of a horny teenager is a strong motivator. :D That will certainly add to the mystique when alone in his room.

Well-written and enjoyable fodder for my reading mind. And your pics as usual are the icing on the cake or rump as it were. :)

Sun, August 1st, 2021 1:29pm


LOL - "Icing on the ,,, rump." Thank you Amy.

Sun, August 1st, 2021 1:24pm

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