Q. Am I ugly or something? Do I smell?
Am I unattractive, pathetic, ridiculous as well?
Does my body repulse you, make you look away?
Shall I give up on women and go gay?
Is it fair, that after spending so long being unselfish, attentive, keen...
My sex life is now on hold and the rations I get are lean?
Do I say and do the wrong things?
To get women into bed, seems like I have to buy golden rings...
Iv'e had sex twice in over 16 weeks, that's fucking ages!
I'd have more chance of getting fucked, searching Yellow Pages!
This episode, time in my life has taught me to that no matter what,
I will no longer be generous in bed, even if she's red hot!
Women can all go fuck themselves,
While decent blokes like me, get left up on shelves,
And the selfish bitches we leave behind do not care,
They get fucked now by anyone, anytime, any place, anywhere!!
But not in the same way as before...
By guys who just see them as a whore.
They no longer feel special or get spoilt with head-
They get treated like lumps of meat in a bed.
Oh well, I'd rather get none
Than sleep with anything, just to have fun.
I just hope that while I have energy and imagination and I'm still feeling thrifty
I get fucked, sorted out, screwed, before I'm fifty!