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How not to express yourself appropriately

Poetry By: Char Eel Ham

Tags: Manic

Up and down and all around is where the mind of Char is found.

Submitted:Nov 17, 2011    Reads: 11    Comments: 0    Likes: 0   

Char Eel Ham

she's here KABAM!

She's twisting up your melon man,

she's off

she's dancing on the tables,

reeling off some crazy fables.

At the bar she's keen and able,

on her feet she's quite un-stable.


Oh god she's only in her bra,

take the laptop off her, ta!

she's getting in some knobheads car.

I've lost my purse

I've lost my phone,

ring a taxi

send her home!

Char Eel Ham

she's in a jam,

she's twisting up her melon man.

She will not be on facebook later,

wrapped in blankets

couch potater.

Thinking all her mates just hate her,

no sane man could ever date her!

handbag contents on the floor

and flashbacks of the night before

"oh god what did I say that for?!!"

A self obsessed concieted bore

she isn't singing anymore

she's showing self esteem the door.

Tea and coffee,

nice hot shower,

five hours kip,

she's got the power!

Back on form in half an hour,

only feeling semi-sour.

Char Eel Ham

is What i am,

I like to send you facebook spam,

and sometimes i don't give a damn,

and sometimes i'm an empty can.



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