"So what do
you think?" Lita asked Lourdes in her 1920's blonde wig. She
handed her a glass of champagne. One of Lita's many rules
were, never drink while you're
working, so the
drinks were just for
"It's great, nothing
like I expected." Lourdes said looking around the room. It was
early, the festivities hadn't started yet. Right now, people were
just mingling and drinking cocktails. Lourdes and Lita's date was
a riot, but he was off in deep conversation with somebody else.
Lourdes could see why Lita kept him as a regular. He was rich,
kind, and he took her on fabulous dates....case in
Lita and Lourdes had
already discussed rules and procedure, for tonight's event. Who
would have thought prostitution could have so many rules. They
discussed everything from proper costume attire, to an emergency
exit plan if the police were to bust in on them. Once they were
dressed, had all their passwords and codes memorized, they met up
with Lita's date and took a limo, to an undisclosed location. A
far off estate outside the Bay and it was heavily
"Sha'll we look
around?" Lita asked.
"Yes." Lourdes said
grabbing her hand and pulling her into another
So far, their were a
lot of empty rooms, with a lot of empty
"This is so cool."
Lita said. "I hear they're doing fireworks up on the roof, do you
want to take a look?"
"Sure." Lourdes said.
They went out of the room and passed two people in the hallway.
One woman was wearing nothing but a thong and a live Python,
around her neck, hanging down, just barely covering her
"I love the snake!"
Lita said as they walked by.
"Thank you." The lady
said stroking it.
They giggled walking
down the rest of the hallway.
Somebody called out, as they reached the end of the hallway and
entered another room. Lita and Lourdes both looked in the
direction that the voice was coming from. It was Steve, their
dates name for the evening. Carmen was Lolita's working girl
name. This was something Lourdes already knew, so it didn't come
as a surprise that she would have to call her that all night.
They walked over to Steve so he could
introduce them to the people he was talking
"Why don't you handle
this." Lourdes said, "while I go and find the ladies
"I believe, if you go
out this room and around the corner, you'll locate one." Lita
"Thanks." Lourdes said
tapping her arm and slipping out of the
She found the bathroom
with no problem. There was no line and it was empty on the
inside. Lourdes looked at herself in the mirror. At first glance,
she felt like a different person. Clothes she would never wear, a
platinum white wig that actually looked pretty good on her, and
very dramatic make-up to change the shape of her eyes and lips.
But she still felt like underneath all that, somebody could still
recognize her. She shrugged it off. They didn't know anybody
here, and it was just one night of adventure, who would ever
When Lourdes returned
back to the room, Lita and Steve were nowhere to be found. She
turned around and tried to make her way up to the roof. She could
see flashes of red and blue lights outside the windows she passed
by. She made her way up the stairs that led to roof access. It
was a little cold, but it was like a whole other world. The roof
was flat and furnished like an outside garden. A small fence all
around to keep people safe, chairs and plants everywhere, they
even had a bartender serving drinks at the very
Lourdes spotted many
blonde wigs, but she was able to distinguish Lita's blonde wig.
She slowly started to make her way through the crowd of people
when she stopped in her tracks...She could have sworn that
Lolita turned around
from the bright fireworks, looking for Lourdes. She hoped she
realized that they would be upstairs. There was a large group at
the top, but she managed to locate her in the crowd of people.
Lita smiled at her, waving her on over. But Lourdes wouldn't
move. She stood frozen in her tracks, not breaking eye contact
for a minute, then she slowly turned her head to the left. Lita
followed her gaze and landed on the last person she expected to
Lita sucked in her
breath and clenched Steve's arm tightly without realizing
dear?" He smiled.
Lita shook her head no
quickly. "Will you excuse me for a second, I think I need to use
the ladies room also."
He nodded his head and
Lita moved quickly towards Lourdes, she grabbed her arm and
dragged her down the stairs.
"Holy fuckin' shit!"
Lourdes said as they locked themselves in the same bathroom that
she had just came out of. She started pacing back and forth. She
was spilling her drink everywhere. She stopped moving around and
drunk the glass down.
"What's he doing
here?" She asked. "Did you tell him about
"No!" Lita said. "How
the fuck should I know? Why would I tell Pullo about this
"What the fuck is he
doing here! What the fuck are we going to do?!" Lourdes
"We just need to calm
down." Lita said breathing hard. She set her glass of champagne
down on the sink. "We just need to stay calm." She said again.
She doubled over the sink like she was in
"Oh no, don't do this
to me, are you alright?" Lourdes asked.
"I'm fine." She said
standing back up and fanning herself. "Is it hot in here or is it
"It ain't fucking
you!" Lourdes yelled.
They looked at each
"You bitch!" Lourdes
said. "This is so, not funny, if you crack up on me now, I'm
gonna kill you!"
But Lita's smile
continued to get wider. She started laughing. Lourdes came
towards her as her laugh got louder. There were almost tears in
her eyes, she thought this was so funny. Lourdes shook her head
and picked up Lita's glass and drunk it down
Lita was still
laughing so uncontrollably, that Lourdes couldn't help but to
laugh with her.
"Just my fucking luck
right?" Lourdes said shaking her head.
Lita nodded, stifling
back one more laugh. "Never in my days," she said, "has something
like this happened. It's definitely a
"I'm glad your so
amused." Lourdes muttered.
"The good news is he
didn't see us. Now we just have to get out of here that very same
"And how are we going
to do that? What if he's already downstairs? What are we going to
tell Steve? There is no way that I'm going back up