Once upon a time, in a land not so far away lived a beautiful princess. Her name is Arena. She lived in a big beautiful castle in a town far far away called "Unicorn WIngs". In the town of Unicorn Wings lived a terrible queen; Queen humbly. Who of all the kingdom and of all the land nobody was as beautiful as she. But, if you were to ask Princess Arena, she'd tell you that she thought that shit on the ground covered in mucus was by far more beautiful than that evil Queen Humbly. Her husband; King Crumbly was far from handsome, and just down right ungly. They both had a quality to them that they shared that when at the dinner table for any feast that the Queen and king always ate first.
Now, this sounds so unfar. But, who could blame them with that terrible puke colored hair.