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Whose the bigger slut: The watcher or the whore

Poetry By: Psychosis The Tormented
Humor



Have you ever watched pornography and felt like the biggest sleaze in the world? This poem is about that feeling but i'm trying to make it a humorous poem and informative poem.to be funny for men and to help women understand a little bit about we watch porn .


Submitted:Jan 5, 2013    Reads: 98    Comments: 3    Likes: 2   


Another lonely weekend

feeling alone in gloom

a perverted thought comes to your mind

and you run to your room

you turn on your faithful desktop

that always know what You want

you put on you private browsing tool, then go to google

your heart is really racing now cause you're on the hunt !

You type in your favorite subject

of your favorite kind of sex

all the links are marked in purple

(cause you've been to them all before)

so you click on your faithful one hoping to find a new whore !

eh, but half way through your favorite whore becomes a dissapointing bore

you type into the search engine

to try something different

you misspelled a word in your haste

then tell you to try instructed masturbation?

and the titles called stepmoms and stepsons vacation!?

you squint you eye

and turn your nose

and say i ain't watching this shit !

but you got nothing better to do so you think,

lets see how this shit goes .

you fastfoward 5 minutes to get past her bad acting

and now you wish you hadn't

cause now some dude is in the camera wacking and jacking

in disgust you you turn it off and reaffirm to yourself

What the fuck i ain't gay !

can i just get a porno with solo female play !

after 10 minutes of searching you find the perfect one

shes sexy ,hot, and lusious

and the best news shes in this video alone.

you get in a comfortable position

then she instructs you what to do

and tells you "Shut up and listen !"

"pull those pants down and stoke that little cock "

like an idiot you stoke it so depraved

then she laughs at you and says

"keep going my little slave"

and when you're about at the end things are getting hot

you start moaning like you're humping

she starts the countdown

and tells you "get ready to start cumming !"

and even though you missed the cue that was the best jerk off you ever had

you feel like a new man !

you start the cleanup but you see that she not finished she has one last instruction

"now be a good boy and lick your cum from your hand !"

in digust you look at the screen

in a low voice you say "no fuckin' way "

then you wonder to yourself "does this taste as bad as it seems"

then you shake your head and pull out your suzie rag

and begin the cleaning process

then you laugh thinking"i wonder how many idiots have done that?

you laugh but you feel like a major sleaze

look at the mess you made

it even got on your shirt and sleave

you promise yourself yourself you won't do this no more but then you start to ponder and wonder

has any dude actually ate his on cum before?

ugh ! we watch and sometimes pay to watch their nasty movies

"why the fuck am i watching another man have sex while the girls whose getting nailed is screaming "do me!"

and as you think you head becomes sore

thinking

who is the bigger slut

the watcher or the whore ?





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