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How To :Successfully Get Revenge on Someone

Essay By: LiLTekna
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my guide to revenge inside n out


Submitted:Dec 6, 2013    Reads: 62    Comments: 1    Likes: 0   


greetings my name is Fierre perfection royaly the 1st aka Lil TeKnA and i will be making a series of step by step by step guides on how to do various things. today's lesson is "How To: successfully Get Revenge on someone" now this isn't easy but its fun

Step 1: make songs about the little asshole or whatever you call them! - this helps because you don't wanna cry or hurt someone because that's abuse and attempt of murder an if your a Geek or smart like me you wont last a day in jail and if your mom finds out your in jail she will kill you before you get there! so make art of a song about the person you hate

make it long (6 or more paragraphs) and chose a god beat to freestyle an be angry! like someone stole food off ya plate without asking or smashed ya gf when you were n a meeting trip! now this is very important

:USE SATIRE: if you have never heard the word you can say "what is satire?" well my god man satire is giving things to describe that person but not telling their name, city or location or skin color in your things. its not slander if you don't do these things

Step 2 - make many songs or a mixtape : why do you think I'm making my mixtape titled "FUCK JANUARY 31ST"? not for fun I'm doing this to diss someone cus its fun an I'm mad at them so i did this

Step 3: come up with a nickname for the person: something god an when you see the person in real life or on dA or whatever website your at.. come up with a nickname, my haters i like to call them "Dumb Bitch", "College Dropout", "future stripper" an "to be in center for abused girls" i picked thee names cus

1. girl 1 is dumb as fuck an she doesn't even know right from wrong an she cant spell her own damn name right!

2. the 2nd girl lied to people saying i hacked her when i didn't, i almost got banned from some PMS'in bitches an then she thought i stole stuff from her when i didn't then she snapped n me because of a comment i didn't post on her profile.

3. just some dumb hoe who snapped on ma friend

4. yet a girl who will be abused in the future if she keeps up this behavior

Step 4: put something up in a place you look at a lot to make sure you remember their name or their personality so you wont forget them. its important to remember them so you can know to get revenge on them in the future. the jokes on them cus they don't know when.

example: Frederick walks to his closet then his fridge an puts a big paper with the persons name an puts it on it so he can look at it everyday an remember the bad things the person did.

Step 5: keep remembering what they did to you - this is important because you wont forget them and you will always get mad every time you see them but don't do anything illegal, challenge em to a fight or use satire. but be furious at them! make the sight of them want to make you throw a bottle down an break a window! the madder you are the BETTER!

example: you forgot what the person did or you say its no big deal then someone reminds you how bad they are and what you did now you will be mad a them forever

Step 6: never forgive them! this is important because if they ever say sorry or want to talk it out then don't you forgive them! if they do this once they will do it again! forgiveness shows weakness

ex: Frederick got his name slandered by his friend Christina who told people rumors about him many times before she saw the proof that he didn't do anything then another girl slandered his name an started a women's uprising against him but then Christina snaps on him when he didn't type that comment on her profile. Frederick will never forgive her

an he will get revenge.

step 7: warn others about them - tell their friends an others about them so they wont be lied to and sucked in, I've seen too many people go to the bad side. if they know the bad things people have done they will hate them an warn others

:ex: I've warned others about the things bad people have done to me and i made friends

Step 8: if you still remember the person or people look them up maybe 15/20 years later and if they have a daughter that's over the age of 18 you run into them then ask them out on a date, love them then make out with them, sex em an do it again in your enemies house then tell their mom an them tell them about your revenge plan, then bring your cat

an have you cat pee on their legs an table.

say something like :"U DON'T REMEMBER ME? ITS ME FIERRE! YOU HATED ME AN SLANDERED MY NAME FOR YEARS SO I GOT REVENGE ON YO BITCH ASS! I SEXED YO DAUGHTER EVERYWHERE IN YO HOUSE AN MA CAT PEED ON YA LEG JUST TO GET REVENGE ON YA! FUCK YO UGLY SKANKY BITCH ASS FUCK U I'M OUTTA HERE"

(Ending)
well congrats you just successfully got revenge on someone, you should feel great. you hurt someone's feelings because of what they did to you! you can go to your regular life now.





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