I arrived at Barney's house to see that other guys were already inside and watching the football game on his flat screen TV set.
That was before I heard some guy say,"WHOA!THIS TV STAND IS SO LIFELIKE!",and saw Barney's wife naked and tightly tied to a chair with a six pack of beer on her pussy and that TV set on the heels of her shoes.
And when I saw that her asshole was being used as a bottle opener,I became so pissed that I had shoved both the beer and the set down to the floor,cut Barney's future ex out of her bondage and taken her to the hospital.
As for Barney,that asshole should go fuck his own shitty ass!