It was on a bright and sunny Saturday afternoon that I drove myself over to Jamie's Flea Market in Amherst to see what type of goodies I would be able to buy there.
After I found a parking space, I got out of the van and started looking at what all of the vendors had to offer.
That was before I saw this classic November Nineteen Seventy-Five issue of Playboy with Janet Lupo as its Playmate of the Month that this one vendor was selling.
After I paid for the magazine, I took it with me back to the van.
And after I looked around and made sure that no one was coming towards me, I got back inside the van and placed myself in the back just in time to get myself totally naked and open that magazine up to the nude pictorial of the Playmate of the Month.
And when I saw this one photo of Janet staring at her reflection in the mirror with her robe being opened to expose her fantastic body, my dick got so hard that I started to jerk off.
That was before a gentle hand had touched mine and made me stop what I was doing and discover that Janet Lupo was sitting next to me with her fingers inside her soaking wet pussy.
"Well? What are you waiting for? Do you want to fuck me or not?", asked Janet after she had slowly licked her lips and before I tossed the magazine aside and started sucking on her moist snatch while she was doing the same with my huge cock.
That was before I made Janet take my dick out of her mouth just in time to roll her over and start fucking her in the ass with my hands on those big breasts of hers.
And while I was also blowing my hot breath on her neck, Janet grabbed a hold of my arm and begged me to keep on fucking the living shit out of her which was exactly what I was planning on doing anyway.
Besides, how could you say 'no' to a beautiful babe with a hot bod like that?
Anyway, after I took my dick out of her asshole and rolled her over again, I gave Janet a kiss on the lips before I began sucking on the nipples of her huge tits and slamming my cock deep into her wet pussy which made Janet drive those sharp fingernails of hers deep into my back and let out such a loud scream that everyone outside Amherst would be able to hear it.
About three hours of the both of us fucking each other's brains out later, Janet and I had finally let loose enough cum to fill the whole van and fell into a deep sleep.
That was before the sound of someone knocking on the back door of the van woke me up and made me discover that Janet was not there anymore.
And to make matters worse, I made the mistake of opening the back door of the van without puting any clothes on first.
That was when this local police officer looked at me straight in the eye and said, "Okay, Nature Boy! You have exactly one hour to get dressed and haul that sick ass of yours out of here or I will place you under arrest for lewd conduct and indecent exposure!"
And since there was no other way for me to get out of an embarrassing situation like that, I had no choice but to do what the officer said and got myself out of there.
And even thought I am possibly no longer welcome at Jamie's Flea Market after the stunt I just pulled on that one day, I got one good thing out of that whole experience.
I learned that I should keep my sexual fantasies at home right where they belong.
Now, if you would excuse me.
I have to get to work.
I know full well that my boss is still going to hate it if I get there one minute late.
Oh, and if I do have any more sexual fantasies, I'll let you know.