I couldn't believe it when I got the reply. I never thought I
would hear anything. I mean, I had only sent the email out of
curiosity. I couldn't resist it, I just wondered...
Ok, you got me, I sent it out of desperation. But can you blame
me? You would have done the same thing. I am NOT a geek, but it's
not easy being tall, thin and pale. Hindered by large spectacles
that have lenses as thick as a patio door, that correct my
crossed eyed vision. I'm not exactly ugly, but the girls tend to
laugh when they see my acne scarred face, or just pass me by
without a word. My mother says I have nice blue eyes that could
win any nice girl over, but all they seem to do is send them
I am not a virgin, I have had my moments with girls. Two moments
actually. With two different girls. Aren't I a stud?
The first time was at school, and it only cost a fiver. She was
quite a large girl, so I think she was glad of the business, even
if she did have sticky hands afterwards.
The second time would have lasted a little longer, if my Mum
hadn't knocked on the door to make sure I didn't have a dicky
tummy, after hearing my rather elevated breathing from within.
Instead of pleasuring the poor girl, I ended up ejaculating on
her before I entered. She was very nice about it though, she
pushed me to the floor and only told two people as she left my
birthday party. Sadly, they told everyone else.
That was five years ago and I haven't had much luck since. You'd
think that girls would line up for the chance to be with an
entrepreneur such as myself. I run a computer business from my
bedroom. I work hard 24/7, so I don't get out much, except the
days I go train-spotting with my father.
Well one day I was taking a short break from all the hard work.
Only two or three hours so I could check my Facebook page, and
leave a comment on my friends walls: Both of them. I checked my
personal email every few minutes, and of course I researched my
favourite subject. Naked girls. Ok, I watched a bit of porn to.
But it's a good job I did.
Ever seen those ads on porn sites? (don't lie you know you've
been on them too) advertising free dating sites etc. Well one of
them caught my eye (well the topless girl pinching her nipple
did) so I clicked on it, the ad I mean, not the nipple. I was
signed up in under ten minutes. A personal record. As a deep
explorer of the Internet I have come across many such sites.
Sadly always without luck. As soon as I send a naked photo of
myself (taken on my HD web cam) to a girl I have persuaded to
chat to me, they tend to delete their profiles, never to be
On this particular site I met Jodie. Oh Jodie. Sweet Jodie. The
perfect woman, laying in the bed of every guys fantasies. Of
course I had no idea what she looked like, but she said she was
hot and why would she lie? She said she was tall and blonde, with
bright blue eyes and long legs. She said that her breasts were a
natural 34DD and she was completely shaved. I myself don't shave
as I have never needed to. However I do have a manly shade of
brown hair on my upper lip. When I told her this she said she
liked a guy with facial hair.
We swapped emails for about a week. Each one getting more erotic
than the last. She described to me numerous acts that she liked
to perform on guys, and asked what experiences I had had. I
proudly told her of my two conquests and she said that I would
make a fantastic lover.
We arranged to meet. My Mum goes to her book club every Wednesday
and then shopping, so she would be out of the house for a few
hours. All was set, Jodie arrived about five minutes after my Mum
had left and from the moment she walked through the door we got
down to business.
Tearing off her long coat to reveal her naked body she breathed
heavy and bit her lip as she stared at me. I could see she was
turned on, just by the sight of me. I was turned on by the sight
of her nakedness.
She was exactly as she had described, tall, blonde and busty with
blue eyes. The fact that she weighed over 200 pounds didn't seem
to impeed her sexual desire.
Picking me up in her arms she carried me up the stairs and threw
me on to my bed, I sprawled out on my new Ironman duvet, my cock
rock solid in my white underpants. She tore my clothes from my
body and grabbing my hands she ran them all over her. Down her
cheeks to her huge tits, and over her rolled up tummy, and then
down under the folds to a hairy, wet slit. Pleasuring herself
with my hand, all four fingers slipping inside she was cumming
already. As she masturbated herself, she grabbed a hold of my
hard, throbbing cock and jerked it hard. Her hand slipped up and
down my shaft, pinching the head every time she came up. Her
breathing was loud now, as was mine and my hand was warm and
dripping wet from the juice from her pussy.
I lasted a long while, about three minutes I think, until just as
I felt her pussy pulsing and clamping my fingers I shot a huge
stream of cum on to my belly. This didn't seemed to put her off.
Leaning forward, working her ass up and down as her pussy fucked
my fingers she licked the length of my form, gathering every drop
of cum in to her mouth and then sat up to let it drip out and
down her own body, letting it trail down her overly large,
drooping tits to the ends of her giant, flat nipples.
I don't think my dick even went limp. The sight of my cum running
down this beauty's chin and body was enough to make me harder
She sucked my shaft for several seconds, teasing the tip with her
tongue, satisfied I was hard enough she raise herself up on to
her knees. Straddling me, she held my cock below her opening and
let it glide into her. I was delirious with excitement and I
immediately started thrusting upwards into her. She squealed with
every movement as she wiggled her body into me. I hardly noticed
the crushing weight of her as I reached up and grabbed her tits,
they were so big and soft. I discovered her nipples were
inverted, and pressed them hard with my finger tips at her
request, pressing them into her, making her squeal even more.
Getting up on all fours she told me to fuck her doggy. At first I
thought she had brought a pet with her, but as her ass pointed up
into the air I understood and slid back inside her with gusto.
I ran my hands up and over her back and buttocks, before grabbing
her rounded hips and pulling her on to my shaft. I was pounding
into her as hard as I could, my balls slapping her ass as they
swung below me. She reached between her legs, and rubbed her
swollen clit as my cock erupted for the second time, filling her
deep, wet hole with more cum than before. She collapsed on to the
bed, face down as I continued to penetrate her deep. As my climax
subsided I pulled out, the last of my load dripping on to her
fleshy buttocks. I watched as she reached around giggling to rub
it into her skin.
We spent the next hour touching and pleasuring each other until
my alarm went off. Warning me that my Mum would be only ten
minutes away from home. Jodie gave me a last, long deep kiss
before putting her coat back on and sneaking out of the house.
Before she left she told me I was the best she'd ever had, but
she wanted to keep her options open. I agreed reluctantly; you
can't keep a beauty like that locked away.
I just want to say to all my readers, as I use my top of the
range computer, high speed Internet connection and state of the
art, customised browser to post this on to my Weekly Techno blog.
This only goes to prove what I have said all along: I am NOT a