It is fallacy; it is a fallacy that plumbers, electricians and handymen regularly get fucked by bored house wives. Now that is sexually fucked, financially they get fucked all the time, not only by house wives, but by their husbands too.
I have been at this job as handyman for two years, and not once did any woman give me the slightest notion that she wanted to fuck, not even for a discount! Most of my work is done in the very old suburbs, those suburbs that have now become popular and fashionable with the semi-rich, the professional people, doctors, lawyers, teachers and university lecturers. The will buy an old house, have it restored to its original glamour on the outside, but totally alter it on the inside to be completely modern, with all the amenities a woman's heart could desire inside her home.
My job was doing such renovations, it paid fairly well, that is if you did get paid. I had my team working on such a house owned by a lecturer at the university and his incredibly sexy dentist wife. They had a six year old son who was fetched from school every afternoon by the mother, who then would drop him off at home with a maid and return to her practise. We were bashing down walls, laying down carpets, repairing ceilings and waterproofing the roof. The team did most of the work; I did the thinking, the fetching of materials and the supervision.
One day I broke a cardinal rule of this kind of work; I unobtrusively went into the master bedroom and looked around. It was quite clear from the paraphernalia on the bedside tables on which side the wife and on which side the husband slept on the bed. On the bedside table on the lady's side of the bed I found a big illustrated book, titled "Sexual Positions". Interesting, very interesting, I gathered that the dentist was not entirely happy in the bedroom with her lecturer husband. Paging through the book I realized that I was not too well educated myself, some of those positions I have never heard of, or dreamed of. To achieve some of them I thought would require at least one, or both, partners to be a contortionist.
One Wednesday afternoon the lady of the house brought her son home as usual, but this time she did not just drop him off, she came in. She told me that her next patient was only due in an hour and half, thus she had time to see how the renovations were going. I showed her around, what we had done, what we were doing and what we still had to do. After the inspection she decided she had enough time for a cup of coffee and asked if I would like to join her. Sure.
She pointed me to the lounge while she disappeared into the kitchen to brew the coffee. When she came into the lounge with the coffee I made to get up, but was told to keep my ass set. She was wearing a white doctor's coat, with the top buttons undone. I didn't know if this was by accident or by intent, but when she bent down to serve me I had a good look at her big, pale skinned breasts. They were beautiful, and promised much pleasure. She stood, bend forward like this for much longer than was really needed, making sure I had a good look. Once I had my coffee in hand she went to settle in a chair right opposite me, it seemed as if she purposely sat down in what I shall describe as a rather unladylike fashion, allowing me to look up her coat.
Her clean shaven pussy was half visible, the g-string had moved so that one side of her pussy was totally exposed, the elastic of the g-string having gone up and into her slit. Again I didn't know if this was by design or by accident.
Our chat was rather general at the beginning, but then she asked me where I stayed. I explained that I rented a cottage on a farm not too far from the city. She seemed impressed and remarked that it must be lovely on a farm, quite and relaxed. When I agreed that it was so and that I enjoyed having all the farm animals around, cattle, goats, sheep and donkeys, she sighed and said she would love to take her son to a farm one day, to see all the animals.
What could I do? I invited her to bring her family to visit me on any weekend. This offer was met with a smile, and she told me that her husband would be away the next weekend on a lecture tour, and if it is ok with me she would like to bring her son to the farm on the Sunday, she had to attend to rotten teeth on Saturdays.
When she left for her consulting rooms I walked her to her car, and she again made very sure I had a good look at her tits and pussy by settling into the seat very unladylike, with a broad smile on my face. 'I would love to get my drill in-between those lips' I thought, 'and fill her cavity with my hard bone.'
On the Saturday before the Sunday visit I bribed the landowner's teenage daughter to stay at home the next day, and for a substantial fee she agreed to 'babysit' my dentist's son for the day, showing him around and entertaining him on the farm.
At about 10:00 my visitor arrived, wearing a very loose fitting dress, sandals and what appeared to be nothing else. From the car she brought a large picnic basket, from which she took some wine and snacks. Happiness radiated from her face when I told her about my arrangement with the teenager, saying "that will give us plenty of time to learn to know each other better!"
When the girl came across to fetch the boy, my dentist took a big envelope from the basket which she put down on my coffee table. The basket went to the teenager, with the explanation that it contained sweets, snacks, soft drinks and pizza that would just need warming up for lunch. We were left by ourselves.
Once the youngsters had left the dentist opened the envelope and forth came the book I had a look at in her bedroom. Smilingly she came and sat next to me: "Have you seen this book?" Shaking my head I mumbled, "Nope, never seen it." Paging through it, showing me the illustration she laughed "Some impossible position in here, but there are some I think would be fun, I would love to try them! You?" Nodding my head I smiled "Sure as hell I would!"
Surprised at her "I would like to try them" I remarked that her husband must be a lucky man to have a woman like her around. A sad expression came to her face:"My husband is not interested in sex, once every two weeks or so he will get onto me, without any foreplay, and empty his ball-sack into me. Then he will get up, shower and go to sleep. I bought this book hoping it would encourage him to be more sexual, but he didn't even look at it, all he said it was a lot of filth, and I should not be looking at things like this.
This confirmed my opinion that the so-called brains at our universities 'were in actual fact a bunch of morons. All I could say was "Sorry", I did not want to get involved in a discussion about her sex life, I only wanted to get into her sex.
Without any seducing necessary from either side our hours of experimental pleasure kicked off. We retired to my bedroom, closed the door in case the kids returned for whatever reason, and undressed. My instincts were right; under the dress were no underclothes! I couldn't help but stare at her while she pulled the dress over her head. Her body was beautiful and voluptuous, large high riding breasts, pale skinned with large dark nipples. Her waist was narrow and her hips were wide, with legs longer than I had thought. Her clean shaven pussy with her pubic bone giving her a raised mount-of-Venus, her pussy inner lips protruded from the outer lips, a pussy that begged to my kissed, licked and sucked. My cock needed no further encouragement.
To get us both in the mood we started off slowly, first just holding each other, kissing and touching. She ran her fingers ever so lightly over my stomach, my testicles and my cock, teasing me to full hardness. I sucked her nipples, ran my fingers over and through her pussy, finger teasing her clit till it was stone hard, and her pussy was soaking wet.
We started off by experimenting with various positions of sucking and licking, my kneeling over her with my cock in her mouth while I was soaking her pussy with kisses. The reverse position was also tried, with me lying down and her kneeling over my face so I could get to her pussy with my tongue. We soon got the dentist to orgasm, but I held back, a man's ammunition is limited and he can only shoot his load so many times in a day!
Our next position was the old missionary one, with some adjustments. Once I had my cock buried inside her wet pussy, I lifted my upper body with my arms; my lady brought up her legs and put them on my shoulders. Although this position severely restricted her movements, it was magic; my cock could penetrate deeply into her, to the hilt. I could not hold back that time, and I let my seed go, deep inside her. This set her off too and she screamed her orgasm into life!
We fucked with her standing on her hands and knees; we fucked with her standing on her knees, her ass in the air, with her chest on the bed, me fucking her from behind. Both of us rated these positions highly, and again celebrated with cumming as one.
It was time for a break, so we went to the kitchen to have a bite and some coffee, her wearing one of my shirts and me in boxer shorts, just in case her son and his baby sitter came in, we did not want to have to explain our nudity!
Then back to the room for further experimentation. We tried some positions while standing up, but found this uncomfortable, and tiring. We agreed that fucking while standing was for emergencies only, like when you needed a quick one while riding in an elevator or on a staircase. Or maybe while on the dance floor at a club if the lighting is dim enough.
Sitting down on a chair, me doing the sitting, her straddling me was fun too, although with this method my ability to move was restricted somewhat, but she enjoyed taking charge and setting the pace and controlling the depth of my cock penetrating her pussy. With her sitting forward on the chair, her ass on the edge, and me fucking her while kneeling between her legs was fun too, but it did play hell on my knees!
We tried various other positions but concluded that they were uncomfortable, some downright impossible, and other took so much concentration that you actually lost the enjoyment of the action, trying to maintain position. Neither of us was into S and M, so we did not go there. One other position we both loved was her lying on her back on the bed while I lied on my side next to her, she lifted her legs and I slid my lower body under her legs, with our bodies forming a sort of cross. Lying like this I slipped my hard cock into her wet pussy, she then lowered her legs to rest over my hip. We agreed that this was the ideal position for a slow lazy fuck on Sunday mornings when you did not have to get up early to go to work, and you both hadn't brushed your teeth as yet.
All this fucking did take time, and far too soon she had to consider going home. But there was one experiment to be done! My dentist asked if I had ever fucked anybody in the ass. I had to be honest and tell her that "No, I never have." She admitted that she had never been fucked in the ass either. "We are both virgins then in that respect then," she said, "maybe? It could be something that is dear to us both, a sort of bond between us, both loosing that virginity to each other?"
I was a bit apprehensive, but what the hell, try anything once. My lover must have planned this finale all along, I thought, for she went to the envelope her book had been in and got some condoms and a tube of lubricant from it. Once back on the bed she gave me a blow job, to get my member up-standing again. Using only her mouth and teeth she rolled the condom over my by now excited-again cock. With her hand she rubbed generous amounts of lubricant onto the condom.
She kneeled on the bed and I got into position behind her, using my finger I spread some of the lubricant on and around her button hole. We were both apprehensively excited, so I slowly slipped the tip of my finger into her ass. It tightened at this invasion, so I just played my finger tip in and out till her muscles relaxed again. Then I put the tip of my cock on the target, and very slowly entered her back door. Again her muscles tightened, and she groaned a bit, and I held still for a while. I asked her if I should rather stop, but she insisted that we continue, just slowly please.
Slowly I pushed my cock in deeper, until the full shaft was inside her. Again I held still for a while, waiting for her muscles to relax once more. Then I started thrusting into her, at first I slowly but picking up the rhythm as her breathing indicated that some enjoyment was forthcoming. It was a tight fuck, and i knew I would not be able to keep it up for very long before my wale blew! By now my lover seemed to be enjoying herself too, she was rubbing her own clit while I was pounding her from behind. With another soft scream she let her orgasm free, and I filled the condom with my cum. We both collapsed and lay still, next to each other, for a while.
"That was great," she said, "we certainly will do that again.
Our day of pleasure thus came to an end, after a shower we shared half of the bottle of wine she had brought before calling her son for the trip home. Her book on positions she left behind with the tube of lubricant and condoms, for use the next time!
Yes, I did go to her surgery once, supposedly to have my teeth seen to. It was not a very satisfactory appointment; the dentist was on edge in case one of the nurses, or her partner, walked in at the wrong time. She did clean my teeth though using some noisy and irritating drill while I put my hand between two buttons on her coat and rubbed her clit till she had a orgasm.
As her lecturer husband does not go away often on lecturing tours, and these tours seldom fall over weekends, we do not get together often, but when we do, it is pure Magic!!