SANTA GETS A GIFT.
It was Xmas time again, and Santa had to do his rounds. The poor old man couldn't get around to do it all, so wherever possible people helped him. We dressed up in copies of his clothing, attached false beards, if there wasn't somebody around with a real one, enhanced our rotundness with stuffing pillows inside the suits, that is if we were not podgy enough and drank enough Schnapps so that our "Ho, ho, ho's" sounded genuine.
The Corporation I worked for arranged Xmas parties for all its employees' children, the parents paying for it with a small deduction from their salaries monthly. Because the company staff was a productive lot, there were many children, so the party was split up by department, and we actually had three parties, on consecutive afternoons.
This was the only time during the year I became an important member of the staff, for I had a beard, a full beard already halfway colored, by life experience, to the desired shade of grey, and the lengthy hair to match. My midsection was also expanded, but unfortunately not yet to the desired size, so I did require some stuffing inside that suit. This was not very comfortable, and made matters rather hot when dressed up, and the stuffing did tend to move, either downwards or side ways, giving Santa the appearance of being rather deformed.
Because of the stuffing Santa found it rather difficult to bend down and search for the gifts, for the individual offspring of the employees, in his bags he was assigned two assistants, two young secretaries, without any children of their own that would spoil the elution with shouts of "Mommy, Mommy" when they received their gifts.
These assistants were called "Santa's elves," and they were also dressed up in red, very short, skirts, white blouses, red waste coats, knee high white boots and smaller versions of Santa's silly belled red hat. There were no stuffing inside their dresses, all the bulges and rounding's in there were for real, it was pure elf curves. Many of the fathers actually requested, after sharing some Schnapps with Santa, that he presents them with a gift too, one of the elves.
The first party did not go down too well for Santa, the stuffing in his suit shifted, a large cushion sliding down the one leg of his suit, making walking rather difficult and giving him an appearance that actually put some of the younger children off Santa for life, this was not helped by some of the other pillows moving to the side, so instead of having a huge stomach, Santa had a large hip only on the one side.
For the second party one of the elves, the one with the big brown eyes and brunette hair, and remarkable bulges of her own in the chest area, offered to help Santa to get dressed. Once Santa had his red pants on, the elf took the first stuffing pillow to get half of it down the pants before sticking it with plasters, those used to cover cuts and pimples, to his body. I do not know if she did this on purpose, but while her hand was down Santa's pants, her hand slipped and found something else. "Ah, a bell!" she exclaimed and started pulling on it.
The bell quickly rose to the occasion and formed its own bulge, again making Santa seem deformed.
Then the elf stood back, looked at her handiwork, and laughed. "We will have to deflate that, or you will again frighten the children, and have all the mothers wanting to sit on your lap!"
With a smile the elf removed the stuffing, and because the pants were then loose, it dropped, hooking itself on the protrusion. Gently the elf unhooked the red pants, and Santa's bell, it did look more like a hooter to me, was exposed. The elf licked her lips, opened her blouse and exposed her two incredible bulges, tipped with little pink bell handles. She went on her knees in front of Santa, placed his enlarged bell between her bulges, and holding her bulges together with her hands, started sliding them up and down Santa's bell. The expression on Santa's face changed, he looked as if he was flying high in the sky on his sleigh.
While doing this to the bearded man the elf actually stared up at him, a smile on her face while his eyes rolled in his head. When it was obvious that Santa's bell was about to ring, the elf bent down a bit lower and took Santa's throbbing bell into her mouth, sliding her mouth up and down over the bell handle. Within a minute the bells started ringing in Santa's ears, and the elf had a couple of good swallows of Santa's 'gluhwein'.
Once this unwanted bulge was taken care of, the elf assisted Santa in getting dressed once more, ensuring that his stuffing was held in place properly by generous amounts of tape. Apologies had to be made to the children as Santa was late, but being children, they accepted the reason for the lateness quiet happily. It was not too far fetched that Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer, had a cold and his nose had to be blown, with some tender loving care, on the way to the party.
After the children's party had come to its conclusion, and all the missing toys had been found again, and the bits and pieces of the broken ones gathered, Santa and the elf when backed into their dressing room. There they had a party of their own, this time Santa did the stuffing, stuffing his bell deep inside the elf's Xmas box!.