Whats the differce between a blond and a light bulb? Well, the light bulb is smarter, but the blond is easier to turn on
On dinner a little boy was asked to pray by his mum. Little Boy: i thank God 4 giving me such a wonderful parents, father 4giv our neighbour who was wrestling wit my sister on her bed n his daughter 4 eating sausage from my brother's panties as he slept on d couch, father in heaven pls send clothes to all d naked ladies in my dads phone dis cold season n provide shelter 4 d homeless man who uses mum's room wen dad is away. Amen
An Angry Wife To Her Husband 0n Phone: "Where d Hell Are You ... ?" Husband: Darling You Remember That Jewelery Shop Where You Saw The Diamond Necklace n Totally Fell In Love With It n I Didn't Have Money That Time n I said "Baby It'll Be Yours 1 Day ... " O:) Wife, With A Smile & Blushing: Yeah I Remember That My Love ! Husband: I m In The Pub Just Next To That Shop
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